02 October 2009

Hello everybirdie again!! Guess who is back, back again~ Limpeh's back, to chow gan again~ What is it this time? What else but Ris Low, the Ex Miss Singapore who was caught swiping other people's credit card.


Limpeh was actually quite reluctant to talk about her cos limpeh thinks she doesnt deserve that much attention. but when limpeh heard her interview on 938 live on radio one morning on my way to work, limpeh's fire suddenly soar at least eighteen storeys high. Kan nin nan, shes talk like one chow ah lian you know? How the fuck did such chow ah lian become Miss Singapore?!?! Don't tell me Singapore girls see liao liao (死光光), must send this kind of kar siao to sia suay us to the whole world? Limpeh think the judges oso got a part to play lar...really wanna ask them what is their judging criteria...izzit got neh got kar chng can already.


The thing here is, we are not saints and will definitely make mistakes in our lives. Don't tell limpeh you never steal eraser or mechanical pencil at Oriental Emporium or Yaohan before!! Of cos, we will not admit we did that before if no one ask or no one knows. But when someone pitchiak your lobang and you calmly say it is no big deal and it is not a crime because never go into jail then it is damn stupid already. It is fucking stupid la...kanna caught already must use this opportunity and show people you are trying to repent and get on with life and hope everybody can support you and give you a chance to deal with that sick and rotten part in the brain. Like that most likely people will pang chan...If someone do wrong things limpeh can still forgive but if you do wrong things and behave like chow ah lian plus continuously showing your stupidity then limpeh cannot forgive leow. But then again, all chow ah lians are stupid so limpeh guess she is just being herself. But limpeh is still fucking buay song so limpeh have to give her a piece of my mind....



Paiseh hor to the 2 ah nia beside...limpeh helped cover your eyes leow so you don't have to sia suay with the chow ah lian in the center...


and to the judges, free please go Chinatown and ask those ah po sitting by the roadside to orr your hee sai and wipe away your bark sai cos you cheebyes are the reason why this became international news. It is because of your lousy judging skills that chow ah lian became Miss Singapore. If chow ah lian can become Miss Singapore, then my friend below can become Manhunt Singapore leow!!


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