Hello everybirdie! Limpeh log on to tell story again but limpeh is not gonna talk about that chow ah lian anymore. Limpeh gonna show you how chum limpeh is trying to be the best guy in town, probably in Batam as well.


Ah diang loves to take part in a lot of activities because she is like to lao gua. Whenever she feels like lao gua, limpeh will lao a lot more gua than her. Just 2 months ago, she took part in the simi pinky pinky run at Marina bay which limpeh had to wake up damn early to bring her there to run. What difference does it makes with running around your estate man!! Why must wake up cheat za buay za and go all the way there to run with everyone? Is it because we are social animals so whatever fuck thing we do we love to do it together? Is this like what William Shake-a-spear said "Birds of a feather, flock fucking together"? Is is true we love cluster fucking together? Have you ever gone through the days where PTI ask you to SPREAD!!!! SQUEEZE!!! SPREAD!!!! SQUEEZE!!!! all day long?!?! Have you ever gone through days where you had to squeeze with bangaladeshi lads at Countdown Singapore? WHY!!! Why we like to squeeze so much?!?! Why can't we just run at our estate at our own leisure??!??!


And so, limpeh woke up fucking cheebye eh early on Saturday morning. Even more early than weekdays.



Limpeh's carpark. There is a weird feeling of Deja Vu cos it feels the same when you just parked your car and went upstairs at 1am. 5 hours later you find yourself walking back to your car. Then you think, did limpeh went up to sleep at all??????????



Time check. It is indeed 6.25am. Limpeh did sleep for 4-5 hours. Or did limpeh??



CTE tunnel. Don't you fuggers who are working in town wish that the tunnel looks like this everyday to work? Dream on you fuggers, dream on.



Ah diang is very serious about her run ok...doing her stretching ok...don't think she cannot run..limpeh think she can better than most of your fuggers...she clear her 2.4km in under 15 mins ok!



See how chum limpeh look. Knnz...at night sell backside also not as chum. At least you get to lie down when people fuck your backside...



金鸡独立you know what or not?



Ready? Ready? Ready already or not????!!!!?!!!!?!??!



Ok, fuck off and hurry up come back...limpeh wanna go home sleep....



Its coffee time!! Limpeh's favourite Ice Grande Latte yummy!!



Shack right!! See, ask you to sleep longer you don't want...drag limpeh all the way here to East Coast and run with 1,000+ girls...pui...can see cannot eat :X



All this for a can of 嘉嘉凉茶 and a bottle of Ice Mountain..but at least better than those on the stage...they won 2 extra large air tickets to run in Terengganu wahhaahhaaha...all the way there just to run with other minahs hahahhahaha....crazy muthafuckas..


Ah diang said she joined all these runs la walk la crawl la is because she wants to challenge herself. That is having a very positive mindset and limpeh applaud her for thinking that way but but but....dont challenge limpeh also mah...waking up 6am on a Saturday you know!! If not because limpeh 有练过，limpeh already become 咸煎饼 leow....


So tell limpeh, what is the moral of the story? If you are working in town, find a job that starts work at 6.30am...limpeh confirm you reach your workplace on time everyday and save a lot of ERP charges....