16 October 2009

Hello little fuggers, big fuggers and martha fuggers!! Its nice to see all you fuggers start visiting limpeh's blog again. Its been a fine month and it passed by so quickly and without limpeh knowing, its gonna be payday soon!! Really leh...pay come so fast and go so fast till limpeh also dunno where limpeh kai those lwee..cheebye...


Why time passed so quickly leh? Maybe because limpeh is always busy with limpeh also dunno what. Just last week, limpeh was mobilised to Bangkok with a 2 days notice to deliver some shit. It was like Amazing Race you know? Limpeh had to rush to Changi cargo terminal to pick up goods at 8.30am and then rush to catch a plane to Bangkok at 9.30am and deliver the goods to customer at Bangkok's outskirt by 1.30pm. FWAH LAN EH!!! Can die man...but luckily managed to complete the task given so everyone chio bee bee...


After that things were rather relax cos limpeh's mission was just there to deliver goods. My colleague Yack from thailand then brought us to walk around and eat duck bee hoon soup. We ate duck bee hoon soup in the morning and we ate duck bee hoon soup in the night but not in the afternoon cos afternoon at the CNG station that has nothing but Sun, Sun and more Sunlight. Anyway Yack only knows where got nice duck bee hoon soup and dunno anything else but duck bee hoon soup. Luckily he knows where got Mcdonald's so we managed to get Samurai Pork Burger...at least something different from duck bee hoon soup cos limpeh is not really a duck person...fuck person maybe but definitely not duck person.



Mah Boon Krong...those who always go Thailand find ah kuas should be familiar with this place...this place dwaft Mustafa Center man...fucking fucking huge with loads of things to see and buy..



This is limpeh's colleague name Yack. Actually his name is Wisanu Jompakdee but because he talks a lot, we call him Yackadoodle so short form just call him Yack. He is a good country boy who knows nothing but bring his guests to eat duck bee hoon soup and showing off his THB1,500 Rolax Substandardmariner.



Limpeh is sure you know who this fucker is. He is Alvin, limpeh's loyal apprentice who eats almost everything and anything. He too, bought the THB1,500 Rolax Substandardmariner with Yack and showing off in the picture. He is damn Giam Siap and has been considering to buy a Mont Blanc pen or not for more than 15 months already but still cant bear to part with that money. Don't think he is poor ok, this fucker's 3 months commission is more than a fresh grad's half year pay. Now tell me, is he a Giam Gu? Of cos, dead sea also not as giam as him...



This is the duck bee hoon soup that limpeh ate day and night during the trip. Knnz..limpeh one year's duck quota was consumed in 2 days when limpeh stayed in Bangkok for 2 days.



This is Chicken's Lumpa. Kidding lar... But limpeh really dunno what is this, maybe some kind of meat balls made from chicken's lumpa. Then you wonder, whats the point??!?!



This was taken off a bridge at limpeh-also-dunno-where. The bridge got running light one leh...quite swee but limpeh dunno whats the point also...liao dian..waste electricity...the Thais really gan bo liao at times...



This is the street leading to a place where girls would spread their legs for $$. Those thai prostitutes are fucking young ok! Average age should be 15 or 16 niah...so ke lian..but some are damn swee while others look like airpork. By the way, you see the emblem infront of the car? Limpeh travel around in Merc while in Thailand ok!! Knnz...limpeh's industry is really ho tan..



And so...limpeh ended limpeh's short trip to Bangkok and came back with a luggage full of snacks!!! Wooohooo, the only comfort from this trip...



Eh? How come got one cat in the suitcase? Cheebye...later limpeh kanna charge for bringing in illegal immigrant...


And that ends limpeh's latest adventure! So tell limpeh, what is the moral of this entry? As long as you've never seen big snake pang jio, dont tell people you are damn kiang ok? Limpeh? Limpeh see big snake pang jio grow up one...so do you think limpeh kiang or not?


Anyway,ah diang told limpeh that she wants to book a limo for our wedding that costs $800!! She siao or wat? Book one day for $800..limpeh can buy 2 Panerai strap with that already ok!! Kia mm zai lor...actually limpeh oledi got good and free kangtao for her but she don't want...knnz...limpeh's boss wanna lend limpeh his SLK or VW Phaeton she mai, say too common le..limpeh was thinking ok what..for one day only, must really dua kang until so dua meh?? Then another colleague told limpeh she can lend me her Lexus SC430 if limpeh want...dunno ah diang will like this one or not hor?



Swee bo this car? No, this is not limpeh's new car but limpeh's colleague's car which limpeh is thinking of borrowing it for limpeh's ROM. Hopefully by then limpeh's colleague haven't sell away..



4.3 litre engine leh...one year's road tax 5k+...you can tahan or not??

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