Hello everybirdie!! Its limpeh again and today limpeh feel like chow gan Singaporean again.


Mr Curry Png and Miss Number Two (Number One is Zoe Tay) got married 2 days ago and created quite a big hoohaa. Limpeh guess its like that one lar...people angmo gao got what we cheena biang also do what. And so, both of them got together a whole bunch of brothers and sisters and reporters and the right and the wrong people just to act as if they are damn popular. Sure, limpeh can do that too when limpeh get married, just have to go Tanjong Pagar earlier to pick up as many bangladeshi lads as possible to make up the numbers...


The event was covered on local tabloid papers like 联合晚报 and 新民日报 for 3 consecutive days with nothing but how much the couple spent and who attended and how much angbao was given to get Miss Number Two and how Mr Curry Png wants to take care of the Miss Number Two torso (下半身). Limpeh just don't understand why the locals like to comment on what they should and should not do or what Huang Na's mother should and should not do with the money ah der (猪) and ah gao (狗) donated. What the fuck has it gotta do with you? Mind your own fucking business and take care of your son's and daughter's wedding will do and recognise the fact that DOESN'T MEAN YOU DONT HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY TO THROW A MEGA BANQUET/PARTY THEN THOSE WHO HAVE THE ABILITY CANNOT DO IT, YOU CHEEBYES!!!!!!




So get a grip and lets wish Mr Curry Png and Miss Number Two to live happily ever after together and have many many kids in near future. Lets hope Mr Curry Png also got sperms with tail as strong as the great white shark like limpeh's good friend who just celebrated his twin sons one month shower party 2 weeks ago. Shiok leh! One shot strikes 2 eggs...no wonder his laopeh call him ah Zoon...really damn zoon...


So the last last weekend was a crazy weekend cos limpeh attended 2 shower parties and a one year old party. All in all, limpeh attended 4 parties in September! Guess its like that...just 4 - 5 years ago, it was non-stop weddings and 4 - 5 years later, it is non-stop shower parties zzz...and ah diang was damn happy to give business to her friend who make diaper cakes. Erm, using unused diapers and wrap it and wala, it turns into a cake. Or rather, it looks like one. Dont be mistaken as giving the thing inside the diaper after Rui Yang wears it for a day.



This was for the twins, Calum and Calius, limpeh think thats how you spell their name...pronounce it as Kay-Lerm and Kay-Lers..heng not triplets else the 3rd one will call Cachelle...which limpeh is very sure that you know how to pronounce it...



This was for Sherrie!! Limpeh had a picture of her in my arms but its in ah diang's handphone so you dont have a chance to see how cute that little girl is hurhur...too bad!



This is for Evienne, think thats how you spell her name. Paiseh hor if limpeh spell wrongly cos limpeh very bad with english names. When ah diang commented Ah Chua looks like Justice Bao, limpeh still have to take awhile to think who the fuck is Justice Bao.



This is limpeh's wrist shot! Swee bo!!! the house behind me is Janice's house..swee boh!!



This was ah diang's wrist shot 1 week ago..



This is ah diang's wrist shot last night!! Now ah diang has become Claudia Schiffer leow!! Mai siao siao!!


And so, that marks the end of 2009 3rd quater. Fucking fast isn't it? 3 more months to go and gonna take bonus already wooohooo!!!!! So the moral of this post is, time and tide waits for no man so those wanna chua bor one faster chua, those wanna seeee kia one faster seeee and those wanna comment on people's dai ji one all go hor gao gan...