(1) When u dunno wat the fug to say, just shut the fug up ya?
(2) When you've got something to say, u'd better be fugging sure that its been QC by ur fugging brains before its release by ur fugging mouth ya?
(3) If QC fails for (2), fugging refer to (1) ya?

I just feel like typing this...heh...not directing at anybody...ya?