After much anticipation, Chinese New Year is finally here yay~~~ Gong hee huat chai eberybirdie~~~~~ HUAT AHH!!!!!!!!


Nothing much out of the usual mahjong and feasting and blah blah blah yada yada yada...except for going to Corina's place for the first time. Her place is really well kept and Corina wasn't lying about kids knocking onto her glass door. She really wipe the glass panel till so clean that this kid (don't know where he's from though..) buang right into it!!! Luckily the glass was harder than the boy's thickskull (or should I say luckily the boy had a thickskull?) so it wasn't shattered.


No pictures were taken on that day as our beloved camerawoman forgot something. No, it wasn't her newly acquired Miss 5mp but her newly acquired Miss 5mp 的两粒东西. Ya lar!!! Bring camera but never bring batteries...only our beloved camerawoman is capable of such exceptional act. So too bad, no pictures to show you fuckers folks those exceptionally clean glass doors and well kept place with a small fountain without fishies in it.


Then came Saturday, Ah Nan's housewarming day. I told Colin that I was darn sian at home and hope we can go Ah Nan's place earlier. He said ok. HE SAID OK! Ah nan told us that its gonna be a 7pm to 7am event but he told me I can go his place at 5pm but guess what time I step into his house? 6.45pm!!!! Ok lar...still earlier than 7pm right? Sua lor...what to do...I am the being longbanged...just wondering whats the difference of reaching at 7pm and 6.45pm. Merely 15 minutes difference lar...


So it was the usual tok cock sing song kua hong keng (讲鸟唱歌看风景) then makan pizzas plus KFCs. As our beloved camerawoman was so busy eating, she didn't have time to take pictures. It was only until the low hei session then our beloved camerawoman recalled that she brought along Miss 5mp and her 两粒东西. So here are some pictures to share with you guys yay~~



Our beloved camerawoman bought this Samsung 5mp Camera cos she feels that her newly acquired camera can act as a neoprint machine as well...well done Christina, well done....




Another victim caught by camerawoman and her evil evil "neoprint imposter"...



This is by far, the most 恶心 picture I've ever taken with Puss. Please do not complain to Samsung helpdesk if you can't find that middle finger in your Samsung camera. The middle finger was added by me, not included in your Samsung camera.



I swear I'll never never never never gonna eat 鱼生 again...this shit really made me lao sai for 3 fucking days....




Take a closer look....lao 18 times in 3 days...the first session was contributed at Ah Nan's place, in the midst of playing bunluck hahaha....




This is when the "Battle of Waterloo" begun inside my stomach. Can you hear that rumbling noise from where you are?



After all the low hei and all that rumbling bumbling and all the hu ha and all the wala wala, we finally settle down for some serious business dealings! ITS BUNLUCK TIME, BABY!!!!!



Take a closer look at all the small fishies trying their luck with me, the bunluck shark! Of cos, small fishies only can afford small wagers...$1 $2 bet how to win big money~



But since I'm Mister nice guy, I'll eng siew (应酬) all of them~ Big or small fishies, 照杀！！！



Limpeh will teach you fuggers folks the art of playing bunluck!!!



Occasionally, sharks will also buang into corals and get concussions....



See...win $1 also so happy...girls...sometimes so easy to please, sometimes so hardddddddd to please....




The biggest loser that night...also lost $20 niah~~ Wah lao...$$ is more and more pai tan these days...sigh~




These are the fuggers people who were at Nan's place that day. For those who didn't and can't make it...well, guess you guys still got plenty of chances as there are quite a number of us who are still without a wife/husband and our own house. So whose housewarming would it be next? Please place your bet with the nearest bookie you can locate at your nearest coffeeshop. I'll give you the odds here...


(Not in any order)

Me - 1 pay 10,000<---Equivalent to the chances of Sunderland avoiding relegation. Colin - 1 pay 20<---Have he found the one with the same stomach capacity? Puss - 1 pay 20<---Hello? Hello? 有人在吗？起床了吗？ Jiaos - 1 pay 20<---Is he ready to be surrounded by Guccis and Pradas? Teck - 1 pay 20<---Will he find his Jennifer Aniston ala Singapore style this year? Chua - 1 pay 5<---Cassanova also need to settle down one!!! Candice - 1 pay 3<---Hot pick of the year!!! And so, the end of my Chinese New Year adventure~ Wanna play bunluck with me and try to win my money? Have to wait till next year leow...seeya fuggers folks!!