Since the discovery of YouTube (thanks to nznz kiss kiss!!) + the help of my computer savvy friend (Matt) and all the high-tech toys in my good brother's place (ah Yap), I was able to inject more stuffs into my blog for the reading entertainment to all my fans~


Ok, the feedback I got for that pingpong song was....I SOUNDED TERRIBLE!!! Mel said I sounded better in irl (I think she's referring to my streams) but Livi thought otherwise. Livi said nice vocals (but I think she's just being nice hurhur...) but the background music was kinda irritating (hiphop music should sound irritating hurhur..). Anyhow, this is just a trial and I'm sure we (ah Yap and Me) will definitely gain more experience from there and move on to become Singapore's greatest remixers! Greater than that 2 SONG brothers (Lee Kian Song and Lee Chin Song)~


Ok...the next video I'm gonna show you guys, was taken last mid autumn festival (I think?) when I went over to ah Yap's place fer mooncake. I was crazy over JOLIN's 布拉格广场 and I just can't stop rapping Jay's part in that song. Most wouldn't know what I'm singing becos most wouldn't know what is Jay singing as well, therefore I can conclude that I sing as well as Jay do? Hurhur...but Jay is not a fabulous singer to begin with heh...





Ok...as usual...comment leh!! You cheebyes people can't even leave a single comment after all that effort limpeh put in to entertain you all. So what can I say but 你们实在有够 G Y 的！！

testing testing with CD Pro2~





Song bo? Want more? Here you go~



This shit good right? There are more videos to upload! But don't have Tammy's sex scandal so FUCK YOU if you're expecting to see that in my blog...


This is a remake of Jay Chow's pingpong song（三年二班） heh...I did this at ah Yap's place with his newly acquired MRS-8! Very solid mixing gadget and bear in mind this project is just a trial. MRS-8 can do more wonders than this...by the way...the whole song was sang by me and the mixing done by ah Yap, together with his guitar work~ Song bo? Its very very fun de neh~


"Click the play button!!"



You can listen to it HERE if you fail to load the file above~!! Remember to give some comments ok? ok? ok? ok or not!!

Wah lan...this time siao leow lar...


I've been turning in late recently.


Wednesday to Saturday, 6am then koon.


Then last nite, I whole night bo koon!!


Lie on my bed since 1+am but still fail to sleep when the clock struck 4am.


Could it be that packet of "kopi gao" I had just before going to bed?


Cannot be leh...caffeine can no longer keep me awake.


It must be you. Yes, you. I'm constantly thinking of you.


Then limpeh got out of bed and watched discovery channel till 8am.


Then pak game (Street Racing Syndicate, a game involving street racing and picking up girls wooohooo!) till 12pm.


Then limpeh napped from 12+pm to 4pm, wake up for lunch, then head back to bed till 8pm.


Now limpeh is feeling as fresh as HL Milk.


Later how to sleep? Can sleep bo?


If later you also cannot sleep, chat with me in MSN hor?


My MSN email address is wahpeng@hotmail.com and my name is Lloyd.


Thank you hor! Gum sia gum sia....

Once upon a time, I was so busy trying to figure out how to post chinese words in blogger because there is one passage (in chinese of cos) I wanted to share with you guys. But when I finally figured out how to, I forgot about that passage totally.


I got reminded of that passage tonight by mysterious someone tonight, hence I'm gonna publish it here for all my readers. If your chinese is not as powderful as mine, please don't ask me what the hell this word that word means. Go get a dictionary and check it out or you can ask Jiaos if you know him. His chinese is only second to mine hurhur...

暗恋

(一)

明天就开学了。

我并没有因为那不羁肆意的日子告一段落而感到伤心不舍。相反的，心头却溢满着一股难以按奈的情绪。

我从来都没有奢望我们会被安排在同一班上课。但从明天开始，我们就是同班同学了。

这难道是上苍给予我在情感上的一丁点施舍吗？这也意味着我们之间的距离也会拉近吗？天啊！我不知不觉的倒数着明天的到来。

这是一个感觉很奇妙的夜晚。



(二)

我好伤心。

此刻我的心也象窗外的天宇正下起大雨来了。

你今天怎么没来上课？你让我急盼的眼神焦虑了一整天，累得象一湖死水。难道你病倒了？的确，这几晚天气渐渐转凉，稍不注意就会感冒。

唉！你让我好担忧。

我的心即将被这一泻如注的雨水给淹没了。



(三)

今天特别高兴！

你依然有如散文，简洁又精彩。

那深情的眼神依旧蕴藏着少女才有的羞涩，但间中增添了一份成熟。

你懂吗？你的到来使我心中的雨季豁然开放一隅的晴。

啊！有阳光的地方最好。

咦？不知道你可有留意到我嘴角不时泛出甜甜的笑容。

今天真的真的兴奋万分。



(四)

在我精心刻意的策划下，我们终于有许多美丽的相处机会。

但请相信我。这完全是个善意的预谋。

其实我并不爱都爱情小说，既不真实又缺乏创意。我也不钟爱于郭富城的歌，既难听又没气质。

但是很奇怪，我却一次又一次的上图书馆，看完一本又一本的爱情文艺小说。我也很努力的去学郭富城的每一首歌曲，口里更不时的哼着你最喜欢的‘我是不是该安静的走开’ 。

难道你对我的影响有这般大的震撼力吗？不！不行。我得控制压抑自己的情感，停止堆砌一个又一个遥不可及的憧憬。

我很茫然。

窗外的风，你可冰冻我对她的爱念吗？



(五)

今天病倒了。

思念难道真是一种病？无声无息的病发，又莫名其妙的痊愈。

午后刚睡醒，你已在电话的另一端捎来问候。那阳光般的语气，注入了一份微妙的关心于担忧。

然而，这亲切的慰问却妄想把我们的距离再升华一步。毕竟我永远也找不着勇气向你表白。

你可给我机会安安静静的把这一段一厢情愿的恋情给淡忘？不。你总是一次又一次无意的盘旋在我即将崩溃的脑际。

奈何。



(六)

放学途中，你突然告诉我说我是你最要好的朋友。我该感到高兴，抑或是悲伤？

为了不失去这仅有的友情，我唯有暗奈着失落，默默的接受这份不是我日以继夜所追求的关系。

唉，该是梦醒时分了。

但为了你，我宁可长睡不醒，永远的沉溺在这繁华的梦里。



(七)

最近你正沐浴在爱河里吧？

难怪你精神奕奕，神采飞扬。脸上闪耀着碧绿的喜悦。

此刻，我的心情有如五味杂陈的酒。

其实，我好羡慕你的另一半。他是如此的幸福，快乐。

悄悄的祝福你。



(八)

今夜星光灿烂。

我是不是该把我对你的爱意向你表白出来？

倘若我把真相告诉你，你会继续接受我为你的好友吗？

我深知你必然拒绝接受这份情感。

然而我的慧剑早已生锈不利，怎能斩断这日渐坚固的情丝呢？



(九)

天空没有星光。

我终于鼓起最大的勇气与毅力把对你的爱念转成纯纯的友情。但请容许我保留一些对你的爱念。虽然这是一些没有结果的感情，但我愿意用一生守候它。

你可曾听过感情一旦付出，就覆水难收？



(十)

这些日子以来和你相处时我的压力减轻了许多，心中也释怀舒畅多了。

但对你的感觉，我依然没淡忘，我把它小心翼翼的收藏起来。
对于这份虚无飘渺的情，我感到无悔。

对不起，我爱你。



(十一)

光阴似箭。

转眼间，明天就开学了。

今夜我不知将如何度过。。。

(完)

I think I wrote this when I was in Secondary 4...powderful right? Even now I can't figure out the meaning of some words hahaha.....

I'm feeling melancholy tonight...take a look at my mp3 songlist (I listen to my mp3player till I doze off) and you'll have a rough idea how I'm feeling right now. No lar..its not because Valentine's Day is near lar you cheebyes...just sian for no apparent reason....


Cranberries - Linger
Don Mclean - Crying
Don Mclean - Vincent
Evanescence - My Immortal
Guns N' Roses - Don't Cry
Guns N' Roses - November Rain
Jamiroquai - Picture of My Life
Lisa Loeb & The Nine Stories - Stay
Madonna - This Used To Be My Playground
Oasis - Champagne Supernova
Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out
Patty Smith & Don Mclean - Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough
Paul Young - Everytime You Go Away
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
Radiohead - Creep
Radiohead - No Surprises
Radiohead - Lucky
R.E.M - Everybody Hurts
Roxette - It Must've Been Love
Savage Garden - Santa Monica
Suede - By The Sea
Suede - The Chemistry Between Us
Train - Drops of Jupiter


Coincidentally, most of the melancholic songs are, well, I-kanna-ditched or I've-got-no-lover or I-love-Mary-but-she-love-her-lambs-instead-(cos-she-sells-lambchops-at-adam-road-market) or 4D-kanna-number-but-no-money-take mood-related songs.


But don't worry fer me dudes and dudettes, limpeh already got plans and I bought 50 roses from ah Nan leow (at a very 兄弟 price of cos!!) for my date(s). Anyway no big fucking deal that limpeh don't have 爱人 on Valentine's Day as its been like that for limpeh-oso-dunno-since-when. Important thing is, my Mahjong continue to win big money and my leg muscles continue to develope~!~! (So that limpeh can go dating and swoon girls off their feet with my 三寸不烂之舌!!!!)


Ok, time to drown myself in that melancholic mood...byebye you cheebyes folks...

痞子蔡 said...

“ 如果我有一千万，我就能买一栋房子。
我有一千万吗？..没有。
所以我仍然没有房子。

如果我有翅膀，我就能飞。
我有翅膀吗？没有。
所以我也没办法飞。

如果把整个太平洋的水倒出，也浇不熄我对你爱情的火焰。
整个太平洋的水全部倒得出吗？不行。
所以我并不爱你。”



轻舞飞扬 said...

“ 如果我还有一天寿命，那天我要做你女友。
我还有一天的命吗？..没有。
所以，很可惜。我今生仍然不是你的女友。

如果我有翅膀，我要从天堂飞下来看你。
我有翅膀吗？..没有。
所以，很遗憾。我从此无法再看到你。

如果把整个浴缸的水倒出，也浇不熄我对你爱情的火焰。
整个浴缸的水全部倒得出吗？..可以。
所以，是的。我爱你...”



I said...

“如果我有特异功能，我要将时间倒转。
我有特异功能吗？..没有。
所以，很可惜。我无法回到过去挽留你。

如果我有挽留你，或许你现在还属于我。
我有挽留你吗？..没有。
所以，很无奈。你仍然不属于我。

如果再给我一次机会拥有你，我会证明没人比我更疼你。
我有这个机会吗？...希望有。
那我才能证明，世上只有我对你最好...”

Are you ready for a 10 million dollars angpao from Singapore Pools? Tomorrow draw you know? Haven't bought any? What are you still waiting for?? Why are you still reading this post? Go and buy some now lar you cheetoh...10 million leh!!


Machiam got buy confirm tio...queue until like that...fucked up Zingaporeans...

After much anticipation, Chinese New Year is finally here yay~~~ Gong hee huat chai eberybirdie~~~~~ HUAT AHH!!!!!!!!


Nothing much out of the usual mahjong and feasting and blah blah blah yada yada yada...except for going to Corina's place for the first time. Her place is really well kept and Corina wasn't lying about kids knocking onto her glass door. She really wipe the glass panel till so clean that this kid (don't know where he's from though..) buang right into it!!! Luckily the glass was harder than the boy's thickskull (or should I say luckily the boy had a thickskull?) so it wasn't shattered.


No pictures were taken on that day as our beloved camerawoman forgot something. No, it wasn't her newly acquired Miss 5mp but her newly acquired Miss 5mp 的两粒东西. Ya lar!!! Bring camera but never bring batteries...only our beloved camerawoman is capable of such exceptional act. So too bad, no pictures to show you fuckers folks those exceptionally clean glass doors and well kept place with a small fountain without fishies in it.


Then came Saturday, Ah Nan's housewarming day. I told Colin that I was darn sian at home and hope we can go Ah Nan's place earlier. He said ok. HE SAID OK! Ah nan told us that its gonna be a 7pm to 7am event but he told me I can go his place at 5pm but guess what time I step into his house? 6.45pm!!!! Ok lar...still earlier than 7pm right? Sua lor...what to do...I am the being longbanged...just wondering whats the difference of reaching at 7pm and 6.45pm. Merely 15 minutes difference lar...


So it was the usual tok cock sing song kua hong keng (讲鸟唱歌看风景) then makan pizzas plus KFCs. As our beloved camerawoman was so busy eating, she didn't have time to take pictures. It was only until the low hei session then our beloved camerawoman recalled that she brought along Miss 5mp and her 两粒东西. So here are some pictures to share with you guys yay~~



Our beloved camerawoman bought this Samsung 5mp Camera cos she feels that her newly acquired camera can act as a neoprint machine as well...well done Christina, well done....




Another victim caught by camerawoman and her evil evil "neoprint imposter"...



This is by far, the most 恶心 picture I've ever taken with Puss. Please do not complain to Samsung helpdesk if you can't find that middle finger in your Samsung camera. The middle finger was added by me, not included in your Samsung camera.



I swear I'll never never never never gonna eat 鱼生 again...this shit really made me lao sai for 3 fucking days....




Take a closer look....lao 18 times in 3 days...the first session was contributed at Ah Nan's place, in the midst of playing bunluck hahaha....




This is when the "Battle of Waterloo" begun inside my stomach. Can you hear that rumbling noise from where you are?



After all the low hei and all that rumbling bumbling and all the hu ha and all the wala wala, we finally settle down for some serious business dealings! ITS BUNLUCK TIME, BABY!!!!!



Take a closer look at all the small fishies trying their luck with me, the bunluck shark! Of cos, small fishies only can afford small wagers...$1 $2 bet how to win big money~



But since I'm Mister nice guy, I'll eng siew (应酬) all of them~ Big or small fishies, 照杀！！！



Limpeh will teach you fuggers folks the art of playing bunluck!!!



Occasionally, sharks will also buang into corals and get concussions....



See...win $1 also so happy...girls...sometimes so easy to please, sometimes so hardddddddd to please....




The biggest loser that night...also lost $20 niah~~ Wah lao...$$ is more and more pai tan these days...sigh~




These are the fuggers people who were at Nan's place that day. For those who didn't and can't make it...well, guess you guys still got plenty of chances as there are quite a number of us who are still without a wife/husband and our own house. So whose housewarming would it be next? Please place your bet with the nearest bookie you can locate at your nearest coffeeshop. I'll give you the odds here...


(Not in any order)

Me - 1 pay 10,000<---Equivalent to the chances of Sunderland avoiding relegation. Colin - 1 pay 20<---Have he found the one with the same stomach capacity? Puss - 1 pay 20<---Hello? Hello? 有人在吗？起床了吗？ Jiaos - 1 pay 20<---Is he ready to be surrounded by Guccis and Pradas? Teck - 1 pay 20<---Will he find his Jennifer Aniston ala Singapore style this year? Chua - 1 pay 5<---Cassanova also need to settle down one!!! Candice - 1 pay 3<---Hot pick of the year!!! And so, the end of my Chinese New Year adventure~ Wanna play bunluck with me and try to win my money? Have to wait till next year leow...seeya fuggers folks!!