If Supernova denotes Grand Death, I guess I can use Supernova on me and her.
I said to her... 谢谢你陪我走过那一段路。。。因为有你，才有今天的我。
After a brief moment, she replied... 我也要谢谢你。在我的年轻岁月里带给我许多的欢乐，支持和关怀。虽然我们的友情已不再像从前，但你还是一样的可以让我为你而落泪。你永远都是我心里的烙印。我衷心的祝福你。
I finally know how heartaches feels like.
31 August 2005
28 August 2005
19 August 2005
Woo Woo Waa Waa~ I love this girl so much~! She's none other than Namie Amuro 安室奈美惠~ She's so freaking cool and chio and everything! She's has an Italian/Japanese mixed blood and maybe thats why she's so fucking chio! I remember the first time I saw her poster was at the LRI Headquarter. It was on 林子祥's table and it was the first item that caught my eyes! From that day onwards I've decided I must have a girlfriend who will look 95% like her! But sad to say, till this day, my girlfriends are all very very far from even 1% of her. The only similarities they have are they all have 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 1 mouth, a pair of tits, a pussy and that's about all. Sad~ Maybe those girlfriends of mine don't have that "Oei fratello!!! Sono un italiano~" in them. Nevermind about that, since I don't look abit like 木村拓栽 as well hehe...I'm more like the Yokozuna calibre but fuck lor! Yokozuna can oso get fucking jude babes in Japan....MA!! I DON'T CARE!!! I WANNA GO JAPAN BE SUMO WRESTLER!!! 我不管!!!! 我要GTR!!!! eh...sala...it should be 我要去当相扑手!!!!
Anyway, lets catch a glimpse of this "Perhaps The Prettiest Chick In The World~!"
Fuck man...she's so so so so so darn pretty...
Anyway, lets catch a glimpse of this "Perhaps The Prettiest Chick In The World~!"
Fuck man...she's so so so so so darn pretty...
16 August 2005
Continue from episode one....
Jiaos Last 20+ Birthday Episode 2
I've decided not to replace the names with pictures as this shit took alot of time to load previously.
As I was saying earlier, the 2 VIPs finally arrived at Harry's and we can finally kick start the party woohooo!! Nah...it wasn't really a party as this group of people are rather shy in expressing themselves in public(except me). Most would just sit around and do things among themselves or watch other people do things among themselves.
They just love watching others, don't they? This bugger lagi jialat...can you guess who is this?
Ok...here's a hint...he's one fat bastard. Can you guess who is it now?
Limpeh lar...
To prove that I'm heavy due to all the muscles I've developed over the years, I decided to flex infront of the camera. And wadaya know? Its freaking Popoye(or Brutus) and that sanpor Olive~
Notice that my neck is still very much visible, so I'm still nowhere near
calibre. Enough of fooling around the camera, we are all getting hungry, especially our 2 VIPs, namely King Anand, Captain/Owner of Banana Rangers and Royal Highness, Aiwee. Dude is getting impatient as well...not typically brudder with answer though.
Dude is notoriously known for his punishments to people who made him starve. Rumours says that some country's ex bigshot was his mentor. Even their grins are identical! No wonder jiaos is so worried...
At last~! chris is back with the cake and guess who is the first one to get up from his seat? Fuck...this is like the easiest question I can pose to anybody in this whole wide world who know Colin...
After some threatening and making colin go back to his seat, we are finally ready to perform the ritual before devouring that delicious looking thing. Yeah...HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY FUCKER JIAOS!!! Wipe that grin off your fucking face and blow the fucking candles you buttface!!!
After singing that fucking irritating birthday song, we ask jiaos to make a wish before blowing out the candles. Yes, we said make a wish, not a fucking whole list of wishes you moron....
He is definitely not camera shy...and what's that fucking thing on his forehead?
Poor jiaos...
Ok lar ok lar...give you birthday kiss ok?
I taste KIAM HUR immediately after delivering that kiss...how come got 咸鱼 taste? Could it be because he 咸鱼翻生?? Or izzit he ate too much 咸鱼?
I think he felt the wrath of my tongue as well wahahaahha!!!
We decided to play a game of "TELL ME WHO AM I FROM THE TASTE OF MY TONGUE" and I was the first(as usual) to try.
And obviously I was the last to play this sick game as well.
Its hard to believe this buncha people are still keeping in touch after a decade. Its harder to believe that they know one another from the chatline, 2 from Mechatronics faculty, 3 from Electronics faculty and 1 from Mechanical faculty. There are more though, but its near impossible to get everyone to gather cos as you grow older, you bound to have alot more commitments than before. Its good enough though, to have small gathering like this...By the way, those are our STUDENT NUMBERS AND NOT HP NUMBERS so don't fuck the wrong hole ya?
Its time to move outside fer the firework display. I think it pretty crappy to have countdown fer national day. Wonder which motherfucker came up with this dumb idea. As if shooting money into the sky during national day is not enough, now they wanna shoot money into the sky the day before they shoot more money into the sky. Fuckers. Whats there to countdown? Every fuck thing also wanna countdown...everyday see people park at road shoulders counting down for the ERP gantry time to pass still not enough. Balls to you all. Anyway nothing spectacular about the fireworks when you calculating how much are they spending from the reserve this time...
These pictures were taken with my Motorola E398 so the quality sux to the core. Anyway we were blocked by trees so the view weren't really fantastic but I seriously don't give a fuck. Just as I got sick and tired of those boring fireworks, I saw something much more fascinating elsewhere....
We are the only breed on this planet who will actually place an artificial cactus in its garden. Fucking clueless...I don't think its that hard fer REAL cactuses to survive right? Or REAL cactuses are more expensive to acquire? Whichever the case, I seriously think we are fucking extra. I bought a torchlight that runs on solar energy. Duhz.
Ok, fireworks shoot finish leow, Thai express oso gonna close shop leow. Its time to head elsewhere. But where? Since they are deciding where to go, lemme play with whatever I can find around me....
Ok...that wasn't funny. Time to leave that damn place. Carpark was jammed and we saw this kid winding down the car's window and sticking his legs out. Thats a really dangerous things to do ok! What if a motorcyclist zoom by without seeing it? He might wanna try to avoid it which might cause him to crash into the rear of a car ok! Stupid kids...parents should be fined or even jailed if their kids cause injuries to others due to lack of supervision from them.
We reached this coffeeshop in Raffles Place after half an hour. We saw firetruck and police car just outside 7-11 and we thought someone tried to rob 7-11. Fuck lor..they only got $50 after midnite so whats there to rob? Since there's a firetruck around, I was guessing maybe someone microwave a sandwich till explode but bo leh...bo kua tio flames. King Anand said its all because of a kid's hand got caught at the drinks dispencing machine. Apparantly, some kid try to dig some drinks out from the vending machine and the hand got stuck in it. Stupid fucker. The one who made the call to the police and the fire brigade is lagi stupid. All he have to do is ask the kid to let go of the drinks then the hand will have room to come out already what. Fucking hell...never read the story about that pussy who try to grab cookies from the cookie jar and the paw got stuck in the cookie jar cos he try to grab one cookie too many leow. What happen in the end? He got caught and became a dead pussy lar...so simple. Stupid fucks....
We settle down at this coffee shop call Mei Sin and ordered makan. At this point of time, I can bet you my underwear that Colin can finish 2 cows and a horse. And wadaya know? Of all the things there, puss have to go order mee goreng. That meegoreng was pathetic ok!! So little and so dry...it look like it's been cooked since morning! Anyway, Puss don't give a damn cos he went to sleep after eating it. He's not Puss the Dreamwalker for nothing ok!
Puss the Dreamwalker woke up and wonder where is he and I took this chance to try to potong jalan jiaos...
Alas, we are all tired and decide to end the day. Its been great fun being with this buncha fuckers. And its been tiring to blog all this down but I guess this effort is worthwhile as I'll have something nice to look back in years to come....
--------------------------------THE END---------------------------------------
Jiaos Last 20+ Birthday Episode 2
I've decided not to replace the names with pictures as this shit took alot of time to load previously.
As I was saying earlier, the 2 VIPs finally arrived at Harry's and we can finally kick start the party woohooo!! Nah...it wasn't really a party as this group of people are rather shy in expressing themselves in public(except me). Most would just sit around and do things among themselves or watch other people do things among themselves.
They just love watching others, don't they? This bugger lagi jialat...can you guess who is this?
Ok...here's a hint...he's one fat bastard. Can you guess who is it now?
Limpeh lar...
To prove that I'm heavy due to all the muscles I've developed over the years, I decided to flex infront of the camera. And wadaya know? Its freaking Popoye(or Brutus) and that sanpor Olive~
Notice that my neck is still very much visible, so I'm still nowhere near
calibre. Enough of fooling around the camera, we are all getting hungry, especially our 2 VIPs, namely King Anand, Captain/Owner of Banana Rangers and Royal Highness, Aiwee. Dude is getting impatient as well...not typically brudder with answer though.
Dude is notoriously known for his punishments to people who made him starve. Rumours says that some country's ex bigshot was his mentor. Even their grins are identical! No wonder jiaos is so worried...
At last~! chris is back with the cake and guess who is the first one to get up from his seat? Fuck...this is like the easiest question I can pose to anybody in this whole wide world who know Colin...
After some threatening and making colin go back to his seat, we are finally ready to perform the ritual before devouring that delicious looking thing. Yeah...HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY FUCKER JIAOS!!! Wipe that grin off your fucking face and blow the fucking candles you buttface!!!
After singing that fucking irritating birthday song, we ask jiaos to make a wish before blowing out the candles. Yes, we said make a wish, not a fucking whole list of wishes you moron....
He is definitely not camera shy...and what's that fucking thing on his forehead?
Poor jiaos...
Ok lar ok lar...give you birthday kiss ok?
I taste KIAM HUR immediately after delivering that kiss...how come got 咸鱼 taste? Could it be because he 咸鱼翻生?? Or izzit he ate too much 咸鱼?
I think he felt the wrath of my tongue as well wahahaahha!!!
We decided to play a game of "TELL ME WHO AM I FROM THE TASTE OF MY TONGUE" and I was the first(as usual) to try.
And obviously I was the last to play this sick game as well.
Its hard to believe this buncha people are still keeping in touch after a decade. Its harder to believe that they know one another from the chatline, 2 from Mechatronics faculty, 3 from Electronics faculty and 1 from Mechanical faculty. There are more though, but its near impossible to get everyone to gather cos as you grow older, you bound to have alot more commitments than before. Its good enough though, to have small gathering like this...By the way, those are our STUDENT NUMBERS AND NOT HP NUMBERS so don't fuck the wrong hole ya?
Its time to move outside fer the firework display. I think it pretty crappy to have countdown fer national day. Wonder which motherfucker came up with this dumb idea. As if shooting money into the sky during national day is not enough, now they wanna shoot money into the sky the day before they shoot more money into the sky. Fuckers. Whats there to countdown? Every fuck thing also wanna countdown...everyday see people park at road shoulders counting down for the ERP gantry time to pass still not enough. Balls to you all. Anyway nothing spectacular about the fireworks when you calculating how much are they spending from the reserve this time...
These pictures were taken with my Motorola E398 so the quality sux to the core. Anyway we were blocked by trees so the view weren't really fantastic but I seriously don't give a fuck. Just as I got sick and tired of those boring fireworks, I saw something much more fascinating elsewhere....
We are the only breed on this planet who will actually place an artificial cactus in its garden. Fucking clueless...I don't think its that hard fer REAL cactuses to survive right? Or REAL cactuses are more expensive to acquire? Whichever the case, I seriously think we are fucking extra. I bought a torchlight that runs on solar energy. Duhz.
Ok, fireworks shoot finish leow, Thai express oso gonna close shop leow. Its time to head elsewhere. But where? Since they are deciding where to go, lemme play with whatever I can find around me....
Ok...that wasn't funny. Time to leave that damn place. Carpark was jammed and we saw this kid winding down the car's window and sticking his legs out. Thats a really dangerous things to do ok! What if a motorcyclist zoom by without seeing it? He might wanna try to avoid it which might cause him to crash into the rear of a car ok! Stupid kids...parents should be fined or even jailed if their kids cause injuries to others due to lack of supervision from them.
We reached this coffeeshop in Raffles Place after half an hour. We saw firetruck and police car just outside 7-11 and we thought someone tried to rob 7-11. Fuck lor..they only got $50 after midnite so whats there to rob? Since there's a firetruck around, I was guessing maybe someone microwave a sandwich till explode but bo leh...bo kua tio flames. King Anand said its all because of a kid's hand got caught at the drinks dispencing machine. Apparantly, some kid try to dig some drinks out from the vending machine and the hand got stuck in it. Stupid fucker. The one who made the call to the police and the fire brigade is lagi stupid. All he have to do is ask the kid to let go of the drinks then the hand will have room to come out already what. Fucking hell...never read the story about that pussy who try to grab cookies from the cookie jar and the paw got stuck in the cookie jar cos he try to grab one cookie too many leow. What happen in the end? He got caught and became a dead pussy lar...so simple. Stupid fucks....
We settle down at this coffee shop call Mei Sin and ordered makan. At this point of time, I can bet you my underwear that Colin can finish 2 cows and a horse. And wadaya know? Of all the things there, puss have to go order mee goreng. That meegoreng was pathetic ok!! So little and so dry...it look like it's been cooked since morning! Anyway, Puss don't give a damn cos he went to sleep after eating it. He's not Puss the Dreamwalker for nothing ok!
Puss the Dreamwalker woke up and wonder where is he and I took this chance to try to potong jalan jiaos...
Alas, we are all tired and decide to end the day. Its been great fun being with this buncha fuckers. And its been tiring to blog all this down but I guess this effort is worthwhile as I'll have something nice to look back in years to come....
--------------------------------THE END---------------------------------------
12 August 2005
10 August 2005
This is by far, the most taxing and tiring blog I've ever produced, and this is only part 1!! %^$#&#^$ BLOGGING IS FUCKING HARDWORK AND YOU BETTER AGREE WITH THAT OK YOU FUCKERS!!!! Anyway, these are the cast in this entry...everybody please give them a round of applause!! Yay~~
Lloyd, the author and owner of this whole shit.
Ah Nan and Ivy, the VIPs.
Ah Chua, currently in Shen Yang, PRC. FuggeD 2 lorries of PRC girls and still counting.
Puss, typical cheapo Singaporean who complain about almost everything.
Sabrina, the most lovable person from the north.
Jiaos, birthday boy and authentic fucker from Bedok.
Christina, birthday boy's chick and becoming his chick wasn't the smartest move she made.
Nate aka dude, founder of the ethical group, "Brudders With Answer".
Colin, eats like a pig but have the figure of a panther. Who said life is fair? Fuck you and your life is fair.
JIAO'S LAST 20+ BIRTHDAY~! Episode 1
Hello boys and girls! Its once again! is here to blog about the most celebrated event this year! Yeah!! Its 29th birthday!! The last birthday he'll celebrate as a twenty something wahahahahahahaha!! Welcome to the club, fucker!!!
Thanks to, we were able to gather at this cool place in Esplanade call Harry's. A small jazz pub that doesn't allow card games nor they sell milo peng. Fuck type! Anyway, it was idea of surprising by having us celebrating last 20something birthday at Harry's but the always so cool(or should I say, LUM NUA?) didn't seem to be really surprised at all! must be really disappointed for not seeing that fucker jumping up and down in joy. You know why? Because the first person saw walking into Harry's was ! Just as thought could get away from on birthday, was the first to walk towards in a suave but limping manner. feel so sorry for not able to make that fucker jump up and down and later on cry in joy~ Now you know why always call a fucker...
We settled down right beside the stage, thinking that might be able to go upstage and sing a jazzy birthday song. We later found out that there wont be any performance that night(and they don't serve milo peng). Big boohoo! Second disappointment for hurhur...We ordered a jug of screwdriver, bourbon coke and wine but no food for . Poor only had a bowl of wanton mee and a popiah for dinner as was sick. Talk lotsa cock in Harry's but not as much as usual cos was in quite bad shape...see it for yourself!
check out that fucking chin boys and girls!! Isn't it sexy?
was down with flu since last Friday and didn't really get to sleep well fer a couple of weeks. Yeah know look like shit but since have always looked like shit, guess you guys cant tell much difference. , and were among the first to arrive cos this fucker refuses to dine at Esplanade because assumed the parking fee fer Esplanade is a staggering $5/hr. $5/hr my 大马烂!! Its $4 per entry and $1 after 10pm you nitwit! Imagine paying $5(cost of durian not inclusive) just asking uncle to open the durian for you to sniff and press press abit! Mala wu call leng rite! Anyway, early birds always catches the early worm but there weren't any for us to catch.
As the night went on without cards to play nor milo peng to drink, we got a little restless and started looking at people. And guess what I saw? Its those fucking UFOs again!!! Why can't they just leave alone those pua byes saucers...
was then accused of staring at some chick's 
and quickly jump to defense and got ready to fight!! 好一个!! 不愧是收烂帐的!! , as usual, like to hide one corner and see show...sibei loser hahaha...
, as usual, like to ponder over unimportant things during crisis.
Its a pity that the whole contingent wasn't present fer the night and we all miss 小黑 dearly. So these 2 buggers decided to pose fer my blog, trying to mimic trademark pose when was back in Singapore earlier this year...
All of friend's girlfriend feel really uncomfortable about . They think their boyfriend are gaying around with . What they didn't know was that...all the guys in the group are gaying with one other. Don't believe? Here's the proof...just compare these pics and you'll see a resemblance somewhere...
THIS
PLUS THIS +
EQUAL TO THIS =
See what I mean?
and arrived at the scene after 10pm since told its $1 per entry after 10. After hearing that, cheapo would definitely pick this kinda cheap durian.
The two sat down and got comfortable when discover something astonishing!! obviously don't agree with her...
Girls are just so petty and got what he deserved!
Its silly to lose your girlfriend over something silly said...so guys, watch what you say next time..even if your girlfriend are saying things that are ridiculously stupid, just nod your head and agree with them la...I hope such shit won't happen to you, man...
Just look at these two here. So loving right! Thats because never disagree with . Smart ass but that doesn't mean is no longer a fucker. is still a fucker, a big one.
had enuff of and non-stop whinning and begging and so, decided to go for someone more stable...which is lar obviously!
is the best among the best~!! Some call BESTEST but think would be better off without that stinking double chin...lets see how look like without that shitty double chin....
Ok...it doesn't make much difference. Anyway, is still attracting girls from all over the place with or without double chins. Here's proof once again~
While waiting for the VIPs to arrive and having no cards to play nor milo peng to drink, we decided to play 5-10 amongst 7 of us! It'd be fun if everyone would receive the same punishment. Some can't drink much as they were driving and can't drink AT ALL. thinks that drinking would land with a beer belly like what have. YA RIGHT!! After playing fer awhile, the two VIPs finally arrived(hmm...shouldn't be the VIP that night?) and thats the second part of this entry is all about! Before we move on to the second part of this entry, lets take a look at the full force that night...
Welcome, boys and girls, to Jiao Kias And The Bird Shit Factory! See those bird shit all over us? This place is definitely not anywhere near Jurong!!
.....stay tune for episode two....
Lloyd, the author and owner of this whole shit.
Ah Nan and Ivy, the VIPs.
Ah Chua, currently in Shen Yang, PRC. FuggeD 2 lorries of PRC girls and still counting.
Puss, typical cheapo Singaporean who complain about almost everything.
Sabrina, the most lovable person from the north.
Jiaos, birthday boy and authentic fucker from Bedok.
Christina, birthday boy's chick and becoming his chick wasn't the smartest move she made.
Nate aka dude, founder of the ethical group, "Brudders With Answer".
Colin, eats like a pig but have the figure of a panther. Who said life is fair? Fuck you and your life is fair.
JIAO'S LAST 20+ BIRTHDAY~! Episode 1
Hello boys and girls! Its
once again! is here to blog about the most celebrated event this year! Yeah!! Its 29th birthday!! The last birthday he'll celebrate as a twenty something wahahahahahahaha!! Welcome to the club, fucker!!!Thanks to
, we were able to gather at this cool place in Esplanade call Harry's. A small jazz pub that doesn't allow card games nor they sell milo peng. Fuck type! Anyway, it was idea of surprising by having us celebrating last 20something birthday at Harry's but the always so cool(or should I say, LUM NUA?) didn't seem to be really surprised at all! must be really disappointed for not seeing that fucker jumping up and down in joy. You know why? Because the first person saw walking into Harry's was ! Just as thought could get away from on birthday, was the first to walk towards in a suave but limping manner. feel so sorry for not able to make that fucker jump up and down and later on cry in joy~ Now you know why always call a fucker...We settled down right beside the stage, thinking that
might be able to go upstage and sing a jazzy birthday song. We later found out that there wont be any performance that night(and they don't serve milo peng). Big boohoo! Second disappointment for hurhur...We ordered a jug of screwdriver, bourbon coke and wine but no food for . Poor only had a bowl of wanton mee and a popiah for dinner as was sick. Talk lotsa cock in Harry's but not as much as usual cos was in quite bad shape...see it for yourself!
check out that fucking chin boys and girls!! Isn't it sexy?
was down with flu since last Friday and didn't really get to sleep well fer a couple of weeks. Yeah know look like shit but since have always looked like shit, guess you guys cant tell much difference. , and were among the first to arrive cos this fucker refuses to dine at Esplanade because assumed the parking fee fer Esplanade is a staggering $5/hr. $5/hr my 大马烂!! Its $4 per entry and $1 after 10pm you nitwit! Imagine paying $5(cost of durian not inclusive) just asking uncle to open the durian for you to sniff and press press abit! Mala wu call leng rite! Anyway, early birds always catches the early worm but there weren't any for us to catch.
As the night went on without cards to play nor milo peng to drink, we got a little restless and started looking at people. And guess what I saw? Its those fucking UFOs again!!! Why can't they just leave
alone those pua byes saucers...
was then accused of staring at some chick's and quickly jump to defense and got ready to fight!! 好一个!! 不愧是收烂帐的!! , as usual, like to hide one corner and see show...sibei loser hahaha...
, as usual, like to ponder over unimportant things during crisis.
Its a pity that the whole contingent wasn't present fer the night and we all miss 小黑
dearly. So these 2 buggers decided to pose fer my blog, trying to mimic trademark pose when was back in Singapore earlier this year...
All of
friend's girlfriend feel really uncomfortable about . They think their boyfriend are gaying around with . What they didn't know was that...all the guys in the group are gaying with one other. Don't believe? Here's the proof...just compare these pics and you'll see a resemblance somewhere...THIS
PLUS THIS +
EQUAL TO THIS =
See what I mean?
and arrived at the scene after 10pm since told its $1 per entry after 10. After hearing that, cheapo would definitely pick this kinda cheap durian.The two sat down and got comfortable when
discover something astonishing!! obviously don't agree with her...
Girls are just so petty and
got what he deserved!
Its silly to lose your girlfriend over something silly said...so guys, watch what you say next time..even if your girlfriend are saying things that are ridiculously stupid, just nod your head and agree with them la...I hope such shit won't happen to you, man...
Just look at these two here. So loving right! Thats because
never disagree with . Smart ass but that doesn't mean is no longer a fucker. is still a fucker, a big one.
had enuff of and non-stop whinning and begging and so, decided to go for someone more stable...which is lar obviously!
is the best among the best~!! Some call BESTEST but think would be better off without that stinking double chin...lets see how look like without that shitty double chin....
Ok...it doesn't make much difference. Anyway,
is still attracting girls from all over the place with or without double chins. Here's proof once again~
While waiting for the VIPs
to arrive and having no cards to play nor milo peng to drink, we decided to play 5-10 amongst 7 of us! It'd be fun if everyone would receive the same punishment. Some can't drink much as they were driving and can't drink AT ALL. thinks that drinking would land with a beer belly like what have. YA RIGHT!! After playing fer awhile, the two VIPs finally arrived(hmm...shouldn't be the VIP that night?) and thats the second part of this entry is all about! Before we move on to the second part of this entry, lets take a look at the full force that night...
Welcome, boys and girls, to Jiao Kias And The Bird Shit Factory! See those bird shit all over us? This place is definitely not anywhere near Jurong!!
.....stay tune for episode two....
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