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Jiaos Last 20+ Birthday Episode 2

I've decided not to replace the names with pictures as this shit took alot of time to load previously.

As I was saying earlier, the 2 VIPs finally arrived at Harry's and we can finally kick start the party woohooo!! Nah...it wasn't really a party as this group of people are rather shy in expressing themselves in public(except me). Most would just sit around and do things among themselves or watch other people do things among themselves.







They just love watching others, don't they? This bugger lagi jialat...can you guess who is this?



Ok...here's a hint...he's one fat bastard. Can you guess who is it now?








Limpeh lar...

To prove that I'm heavy due to all the muscles I've developed over the years, I decided to flex infront of the camera. And wadaya know? Its freaking Popoye(or Brutus) and that sanpor Olive~



Notice that my neck is still very much visible, so I'm still nowhere near calibre. Enough of fooling around the camera, we are all getting hungry, especially our 2 VIPs, namely King Anand, Captain/Owner of Banana Rangers and Royal Highness, Aiwee. Dude is getting impatient as well...not typically brudder with answer though.



Dude is notoriously known for his punishments to people who made him starve. Rumours says that some country's ex bigshot was his mentor. Even their grins are identical! No wonder jiaos is so worried...



At last~! chris is back with the cake and guess who is the first one to get up from his seat? Fuck...this is like the easiest question I can pose to anybody in this whole wide world who know Colin...



After some threatening and making colin go back to his seat, we are finally ready to perform the ritual before devouring that delicious looking thing. Yeah...HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY FUCKER JIAOS!!! Wipe that grin off your fucking face and blow the fucking candles you buttface!!!



After singing that fucking irritating birthday song, we ask jiaos to make a wish before blowing out the candles. Yes, we said make a wish, not a fucking whole list of wishes you moron....



He is definitely not camera shy...and what's that fucking thing on his forehead?



Poor jiaos...



Ok lar ok lar...give you birthday kiss ok?



I taste KIAM HUR immediately after delivering that kiss...how come got 咸鱼 taste? Could it be because he 咸鱼翻生?? Or izzit he ate too much 咸鱼?



I think he felt the wrath of my tongue as well wahahaahha!!!



We decided to play a game of "TELL ME WHO AM I FROM THE TASTE OF MY TONGUE" and I was the first(as usual) to try.



And obviously I was the last to play this sick game as well.



Its hard to believe this buncha people are still keeping in touch after a decade. Its harder to believe that they know one another from the chatline, 2 from Mechatronics faculty, 3 from Electronics faculty and 1 from Mechanical faculty. There are more though, but its near impossible to get everyone to gather cos as you grow older, you bound to have alot more commitments than before. Its good enough though, to have small gathering like this...By the way, those are our STUDENT NUMBERS AND NOT HP NUMBERS so don't fuck the wrong hole ya?





Its time to move outside fer the firework display. I think it pretty crappy to have countdown fer national day. Wonder which motherfucker came up with this dumb idea. As if shooting money into the sky during national day is not enough, now they wanna shoot money into the sky the day before they shoot more money into the sky. Fuckers. Whats there to countdown? Every fuck thing also wanna countdown...everyday see people park at road shoulders counting down for the ERP gantry time to pass still not enough. Balls to you all. Anyway nothing spectacular about the fireworks when you calculating how much are they spending from the reserve this time...









These pictures were taken with my Motorola E398 so the quality sux to the core. Anyway we were blocked by trees so the view weren't really fantastic but I seriously don't give a fuck. Just as I got sick and tired of those boring fireworks, I saw something much more fascinating elsewhere....



We are the only breed on this planet who will actually place an artificial cactus in its garden. Fucking clueless...I don't think its that hard fer REAL cactuses to survive right? Or REAL cactuses are more expensive to acquire? Whichever the case, I seriously think we are fucking extra. I bought a torchlight that runs on solar energy. Duhz.

Ok, fireworks shoot finish leow, Thai express oso gonna close shop leow. Its time to head elsewhere. But where? Since they are deciding where to go, lemme play with whatever I can find around me....







Ok...that wasn't funny. Time to leave that damn place. Carpark was jammed and we saw this kid winding down the car's window and sticking his legs out. Thats a really dangerous things to do ok! What if a motorcyclist zoom by without seeing it? He might wanna try to avoid it which might cause him to crash into the rear of a car ok! Stupid kids...parents should be fined or even jailed if their kids cause injuries to others due to lack of supervision from them.

We reached this coffeeshop in Raffles Place after half an hour. We saw firetruck and police car just outside 7-11 and we thought someone tried to rob 7-11. Fuck lor..they only got $50 after midnite so whats there to rob? Since there's a firetruck around, I was guessing maybe someone microwave a sandwich till explode but bo leh...bo kua tio flames. King Anand said its all because of a kid's hand got caught at the drinks dispencing machine. Apparantly, some kid try to dig some drinks out from the vending machine and the hand got stuck in it. Stupid fucker. The one who made the call to the police and the fire brigade is lagi stupid. All he have to do is ask the kid to let go of the drinks then the hand will have room to come out already what. Fucking hell...never read the story about that pussy who try to grab cookies from the cookie jar and the paw got stuck in the cookie jar cos he try to grab one cookie too many leow. What happen in the end? He got caught and became a dead pussy lar...so simple. Stupid fucks....

We settle down at this coffee shop call Mei Sin and ordered makan. At this point of time, I can bet you my underwear that Colin can finish 2 cows and a horse. And wadaya know? Of all the things there, puss have to go order mee goreng. That meegoreng was pathetic ok!! So little and so dry...it look like it's been cooked since morning! Anyway, Puss don't give a damn cos he went to sleep after eating it. He's not Puss the Dreamwalker for nothing ok!



Puss the Dreamwalker woke up and wonder where is he and I took this chance to try to potong jalan jiaos...



Alas, we are all tired and decide to end the day. Its been great fun being with this buncha fuckers. And its been tiring to blog all this down but I guess this effort is worthwhile as I'll have something nice to look back in years to come....

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