Lloyd, the author and owner of this whole shit.
Ah Nan and Ivy, the VIPs.
Ah Chua, currently in Shen Yang, PRC. FuggeD 2 lorries of PRC girls and still counting.
Puss, typical cheapo Singaporean who complain about almost everything.
Sabrina, the most lovable person from the north.
Jiaos, birthday boy and authentic fucker from Bedok.
Christina, birthday boy's chick and becoming his chick wasn't the smartest move she made.
Nate aka dude, founder of the ethical group, "Brudders With Answer".
Colin, eats like a pig but have the figure of a panther. Who said life is fair? Fuck you and your life is fair.
JIAO'S LAST 20+ BIRTHDAY~! Episode 1
Hello boys and girls! Its
once again! is here to blog about the most celebrated event this year! Yeah!! Its 29th birthday!! The last birthday he'll celebrate as a twenty something wahahahahahahaha!! Welcome to the club, fucker!!!Thanks to
, we were able to gather at this cool place in Esplanade call Harry's. A small jazz pub that doesn't allow card games nor they sell milo peng. Fuck type! Anyway, it was idea of surprising by having us celebrating last 20something birthday at Harry's but the always so cool(or should I say, LUM NUA?) didn't seem to be really surprised at all! must be really disappointed for not seeing that fucker jumping up and down in joy. You know why? Because the first person saw walking into Harry's was ! Just as thought could get away from on birthday, was the first to walk towards in a suave but limping manner. feel so sorry for not able to make that fucker jump up and down and later on cry in joy~ Now you know why always call a fucker...We settled down right beside the stage, thinking that
might be able to go upstage and sing a jazzy birthday song. We later found out that there wont be any performance that night(and they don't serve milo peng). Big boohoo! Second disappointment for hurhur...We ordered a jug of screwdriver, bourbon coke and wine but no food for . Poor only had a bowl of wanton mee and a popiah for dinner as was sick. Talk lotsa cock in Harry's but not as much as usual cos was in quite bad shape...see it for yourself!
check out that fucking chin boys and girls!! Isn't it sexy?
was down with flu since last Friday and didn't really get to sleep well fer a couple of weeks. Yeah know look like shit but since have always looked like shit, guess you guys cant tell much difference. , and were among the first to arrive cos this fucker refuses to dine at Esplanade because assumed the parking fee fer Esplanade is a staggering $5/hr. $5/hr my 大马烂!! Its $4 per entry and $1 after 10pm you nitwit! Imagine paying $5(cost of durian not inclusive) just asking uncle to open the durian for you to sniff and press press abit! Mala wu call leng rite! Anyway, early birds always catches the early worm but there weren't any for us to catch.
As the night went on without cards to play nor milo peng to drink, we got a little restless and started looking at people. And guess what I saw? Its those fucking UFOs again!!! Why can't they just leave
alone those pua byes saucers...
was then accused of staring at some chick's 
and quickly jump to defense and got ready to fight!! 好一个!! 不愧是收烂帐的!! , as usual, like to hide one corner and see show...sibei loser hahaha...
, as usual, like to ponder over unimportant things during crisis.
Its a pity that the whole contingent wasn't present fer the night and we all miss 小黑
dearly. So these 2 buggers decided to pose fer my blog, trying to mimic trademark pose when was back in Singapore earlier this year...
All of
friend's girlfriend feel really uncomfortable about . They think their boyfriend are gaying around with . What they didn't know was that...all the guys in the group are gaying with one other. Don't believe? Here's the proof...just compare these pics and you'll see a resemblance somewhere...THIS
PLUS THIS +
EQUAL TO THIS =
See what I mean?
and arrived at the scene after 10pm since told its $1 per entry after 10. After hearing that, cheapo would definitely pick this kinda cheap durian.The two sat down and got comfortable when
discover something astonishing!! obviously don't agree with her...
Girls are just so petty and
got what he deserved!
Its silly to lose your girlfriend over something silly said...so guys, watch what you say next time..even if your girlfriend are saying things that are ridiculously stupid, just nod your head and agree with them la...I hope such shit won't happen to you, man...
Just look at these two here. So loving right! Thats because
never disagree with . Smart ass but that doesn't mean is no longer a fucker. is still a fucker, a big one.
had enuff of and non-stop whinning and begging and so, decided to go for someone more stable...which is lar obviously!
is the best among the best~!! Some call BESTEST but think would be better off without that stinking double chin...lets see how look like without that shitty double chin....
Ok...it doesn't make much difference. Anyway,
is still attracting girls from all over the place with or without double chins. Here's proof once again~
While waiting for the VIPs
to arrive and having no cards to play nor milo peng to drink, we decided to play 5-10 amongst 7 of us! It'd be fun if everyone would receive the same punishment. Some can't drink much as they were driving and can't drink AT ALL. thinks that drinking would land with a beer belly like what have. YA RIGHT!! After playing fer awhile, the two VIPs finally arrived(hmm...shouldn't be the VIP that night?) and thats the second part of this entry is all about! Before we move on to the second part of this entry, lets take a look at the full force that night...
Welcome, boys and girls, to Jiao Kias And The Bird Shit Factory! See those bird shit all over us? This place is definitely not anywhere near Jurong!!
.....stay tune for episode two....
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