Lame dialogue between me and my friend..

[13:25] anyone> u come yishun we go cold storage enjoy free aircon
[13:26] anyone> i'll bring my stools along
[13:26] anyone> then we sit inside cold storage have high tea
[13:26] helen`> haha
[13:26] helen`> u go with ya mum
[13:26] anyone> ......
[13:26] helen`> since ya mum staying in yishun
[13:26] anyone> ask me go with mum
[13:26] anyone> u steady
[13:27] helen`> why not
[13:27] helen`> she can do her grocery shopping as well
[13:27] anyone> pple wanna go with u yet u ask me go with mum
[13:27] helen`> i dun wan go yishun
[13:27] anyone> why dun want!
[13:27] anyone> why cannot compromise me!
[13:27] anyone> gimme 10 good reasons!
[13:28] helen`> dun wan means dun wan lor
[13:28] anyone> ok
[13:28] helen`> when u wan to shit.. u read out 10 reasons why u wan to shit?
[13:29] anyone> ok
[13:29] anyone> 1st, becos my shit tong keng(meaning near the hole) and i dont wanna dirty my shorts so i go shit
[13:29] anyone> 2nd becos i feel like having a puff but i dont wanna waste time just puffing so i shit at the same time
[13:30] anyone> 3rd becos my meal is not clean and my system cannot handle it so i have to let it out
[13:30] helen`> okok
[13:30] helen`> spare me tat
[13:30] anyone> 4th, i wanna snooze abit but dont wanna waste time snoozing so i shit too
[13:30] helen`> by the 6th reasons.. ya had shitted on ya pants
[13:30] anyone> 5th, becos its my hobby
[13:30] anyone> ok u named the 6th, i shit my pants and i dont like my ass feeling soapy soapy so i go to toilet and continue shitting the second half
[13:30] helen`> bo liao
[13:31] anyone> 7th, becos my friend jio me along to shit so we can gossip about gals
[13:31] anyone> 8th, becos if dont shit then toilet wont be dirty then no need uncle to clean toilet and uncle will be retrenched so i am helping singapore's economy to keep uncle employed
[13:32] anyone> 9th, if dont shit then toiletpaper who buy? no pple buy then economy will go down and inflation will make our $$ worthless
[13:33] anyone> 10th if dont shit will cause constipation and then need to go hospital and have ur anus poked by chopstick and that hurts so need to shit to avoid that
[13:33] helen`> cheers
[13:33] helen`> u can paste in the main
[13:33] helen`> or on ya blog
[13:34] anyone> ok
[13:37] helen`> putting it in ya blog?
[13:43] anyone> ya

Quite obvious that I'm bored..fucking friday afternoon...maybe I should go take a nap...