Closed For New Year's Eve Celebration.

Happy Fucking New Year!!!!!

(hope you fuckers get whatever you fucking wished fer 2006 and see you fuckers next year wahahaha......)

Its been awhile....actually it has been a long while since I wrote something here. I told Corina that blogging is fucking taxing...she said.."Is it? I thought its just writing things mindlessly, like writing a diary." Ya, quite true, except that you paste stickers and photos into ur diary but not editing pictures, putting words into people's mouth so as to make them talk, so that friends would laugh at their silly friends, so on so for.

And what do I get at the end of the day? "BUI EH!! YOU SIBEI HO!!" or "Darling, I love your blog so much(But minus those profanities...)!! you're so very funny!!" or "Hahahahahahaahahahaha..." Well, not so bad...at least some kinda acknowledgement from friends...but sometimes I'm so fucking sian that I just dont feel like, or rather, simply got no inspiration to blog anything.

I've been super busy for the whole of November. No fuckers...I'm not busy preparing for my 31st birthday. Infact, I didn't have any kinds of celebrations other than a few good friends smsing me wishing me happy birthday. Yeah, I prefer this way to be honest. No celebrations, no alarms and no surprises, no nothing. Just plain old stay-at-home-and-wait-for-the-right-moment-to-puff-the-magical-dragon. Felt bad turning down Andy's offer to celebrate my birthday at his place but I no longer want/need this kinda attention from friends.

I was busy with my freelance translation(as you can read from my previous posts) and busy attending wedding dinners. 5 wedding dinners in 5 consecutive weeks. Yes I know, my social fucking circle is as big as that fucking ring encircling Saturn

Its quite an accomplishment from Zero wedding dinner in 5 years to 8 wedding dinners in 1 year. Anyway, I'm glad my friends want me to be there to share their joy as well. Its been really fun cos I'm always sitting beside chio bus!



Alice's wedding was the first I attended in November. I dunno those 2 "chio bus" sitting on my right but I guess most of you know that "chio bu" on my left.



Then it was Junqing(Covice)'s wedding. Again, I was sitting next to two chio bus. Sitting on my left was Elaine...



And sitting on my right was Wynn...my camera phone didn't do her much justice...she's much much more pretty than what you see here...and that fatass really kio tio cow's genital to be able to sit beside such a chio bu~


After that it was my secondary school friend's wedding(no pictures cos I think they lost the negatives....hehehe...no la...he hasn't pass me anything la...)



Then it was my see mei's wedding. This is Yvonne aka Puntartgal. No, she's not from China and no, she's not my ex. She might be my future though...wahahahahahahaahaha!!!! But I think its time someone get me a better camera phone for Christmas heh...



In case you guys forgotten which Yvonne was my ex...the one with that kawaii teeth lor....


And finally, last but not least, ah nan's wedding. I was his brother cum Emcee and its fucking siong being his brother. No, not because I had to eat raw bitter gourd, but due to the fact that I played overnight Mahjong just before I go help him save angbao money by being his brother. Fucking stoned can...I didn't expect to travel around to take pictures else I wouldn't be wearing a lai sa...but thank god for the couple, it was a bright sunny day and I really regretted wearing that lai sa that day...so fucking warm can!! Well, despite being under the scorching sun in shirt and tie with a lai sa inside, it was really fun!! Talk alot of cock as usual and did some cock postures as well. Anyway, lets take a look at some of the pictures taken on his customary day....



The couple, brothers and sisters...Cannot recall who's place was this...was it nan's?



This was taken at Punggol Park...I'm gonna make them carry me this way as well if I ever do get taken off the shelf...



Without a doubt, Fatass outshined Sir Colin-Eats-Alot this time with a new hairdo~ Actually its I bo see gan comb hair cos rushing out after finishing Mahjong wahahahahahahaha~


Not even the combined effort of the 3 chiobus can divert attention away from that dashing fatass behind. No camera trick involved...I'm indeed taller than them by 1 head.



Bui eh!!! 你知道吗？你是最好的！



Chris....when wanna jump from jiaos's sampan onto my aircraft carrier? My aircraft carrier very spacious one you know?



I think she still prefer staying onboard that sampan...got USS Enterprise don't want...so goonz!!



But I think her sampan(jiaos) prefer the role of "Tinky Winky" so he can be with Gaylord Focker.



Me and my high school lover...ok ok...we were never lovers...we are just a pair of 苦命鸳鸯 because limpeh bo ji jio her kia steady~



This is Angela...I got to know her on that very day but she's already bugging me to take picture with her and even requested me to put my hand on her waist! She's only 12 you know!! Goodness!! Ok ok...I'm talking cock...suddenly I feel that I'm talking like him
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The Sisters...plus an alien from the planet Uranus...hurhur..


(There are more pictures regarding nan's wedding but I'll post more next time...I am too sian to show you my spoof pictures and pictures of the dinner now heh...)


Other than all these, all I ever did was play pool with Matt and Ber at this place call pool junction. As I was waiting for cab at Selegie Center after playing pool with those 2 buggers, something amazing caught my attention. I can't fucking believe one can actually find this kinda shit in Singapore....











I wonder if the shop vendor purposely use this mistake as an eye catcher or he's as dumb as that "Fuck The Certain Price Of Goods" vendor...whichever it is, both are fucking idiots....

Ok, thats it for the time being....till then, fuckers....

I am so sian that I don't feel like blogging at all....so fucking sian you know?

No Surprises

By Radiohead

A heart that's full up like a landfill,

A job that slowly kills you,

Bruises that won't heal

You were so tired, happy,

Bring down the government,

They don't, they don't speak for her

I'll take the quiet life,

a handshake of carbon monoxide,
No alarms and no surprises,

No alarms and no surprises,

No alarms and no surprises,

Silent, silent

This is my final fit,

My final bellyache with,

No alarms and no surprises,

No alarms and no surprises,

No alarms and no surprises, please

Such a pretty house,

Such a pretty garden,

No alarms and no surprises,

No alarms and no surprises,

No alarms and no surprises, please

LIMPEH SUCCESSFULLY SUBMITTED THAT TRANS-PUA-BYE-LATION TODAY!!!!! HIP HIP!!! HOO-NIN-NA-BU-EH-RAY!!!!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! SHOW LIMPEH THE MONEY NOW!!!!!!

But dunno how long then they will send me that poobor cheque.....$$ really pai tan man...

Ahh...finally done with those fucking charts...before moving on to the graphs, I thought maybe I show you guys what the fuck am I translating all this while. You think its easy eh? Ok...lemme just show you example of some easy ones (since I managed to scan some pages at puss's place 2 nights ago) if not you cheebyes you all thought limpeh exaggerating...











Easy huh....easy then you come chee kua mai lor....but just don't translate until like this....sure make pple chio gao gay lark....





Funny eh? This one lagi power....you think the fellar who translated this is stupid? The one paying for this kinda shit lagi stupid ok~ Ok la..I know my angmor also not very good but fuck lor...this one really no horse run....

Was using babelfish to translate scientific names for plants the yield rubber and I came to this fucking funny literally translated term...

萝磨科 = The radish rubs the branch

I really boh weh gong leow...can only laugh like mad and say nothing other than NABEI CHEEBYE...RADISH RUBS YOUR KARCHNG AI MAI?!?!?

You know what is the problem translating chinese text into english text? You think its easy? Lets do a test...can any of you tell me what is the english term for "子午轮胎"?


Here's a clue....since the chinese have been shutting themselves out from the rest of the world(either because they are too egoistic, thinking they don't need anybody else or they are just plain stupid. Just see how far they lag behind States and some of the European countries...) so therefore, only they themselves understand the terms they use for their products. "子午轮胎" is not relevant to any of the terms use by the angmors at all...go find out what "子午" mean in chinese...they actually use that on a tire...so fucking profound...KNNBPCB....


So tell me, how the fuck can you translate "子午轮胎" that is invented by the chinese and not a direct translation from the angmor technical term, into a term that angmors will understand? Good question rite? You don't understand what I'm saying? Just go search for the translation of "子午轮胎" and you will understand...

Yo! Limpeh is feeling bored now and limpeh don't feel like translating any god damn motherfucking rubber text that talks not only about different fucking types of rubber and their relafuckingtive product, it talk about some motherfucking trading terms that only the china fucking people understand. Let limpeh show you an example of what I've been trying to translate..."在库存水平极低的背景下，投机力量控制了供应，对轮胎厂实行逼空导致胶价高企。"...limpeh seriously dunno 逼空 is simi 懒叫 lor, you know or not? 蓝怕 you know what or not? You know? Good lor...so you know 蓝怕 lor...


And not only that, limpeh feel like bitching about some motherfucking asshole who appeared on TV tonight. Who is it? Too bad limpeh don't have his picture on limpeh's pc if not limpeh sure paste it all over limpeh's blog to 臭干 that fellar.


Limpeh's buddy, jiaos, was so excited(limpeh don't blame him for getting all excited cos he've never see big snake urine before) about seeing this fucker on TV that he called limpeh immediately upon seeing that fucked up face on TV. What is his name? His name is simi simi HAN(is this fontsize big enough? Dunno can bigger or not...) This fellar is really damn cheebye fucked up I tell you...you know what he's well known of? He's well-known for forgetting to bring his wallet out and take people's cigarette and offer others to have one!!!


He used to hang out with us alot in the past(I emphasize HE HUNG OUT WITH US, and not WE HUNG OUT WITH HIM), following us wherever we go. The reason why he love to tag along with us because he'd dupe us into footing most of his bills. Can you believe someone, at the age of 23, can forget to bring his wallet out all the time?



simi simi han: Eh...can pay for the cabfare first? I forgot to bring my wallet out... (wat? never bring wallet out? underwear got forget to wear or not? or pangsai leow got forget to chit kar chng or not?)


simi simi han: Eh...you all go ahead and order your food...I'm not eating...I forget to bring my wallet out. (end up he here jiak abit and there jiak abit then he win leow lor~ dinner money seng for another day again lor~ and you thought this kinda lanjiao lang only inside TV have...)


simi simi han: Lai lai...sio sio... Who's cigarrette? Dunno..but who cares! Just take and sio lar... (Cannot leave gf or wife with him next time else he'll ask anybody who walked past to take and loot..)


simi simi han: Got $200 lend me bo? I'll return you on my next payday... (you've guessed it!! He's a volunteer from "No-need-to-spell-it-out-you-also Know-where-he-is From" so dont have salary one. No take salary go where find payday to return you $200?)



Heng after kanna 2-3 times we know his 懒叫 pattern leow so whenever we're going somewhere we'd leave him out. So now you know why limpeh use damn cheebye fucked up on him? The most cheebye fucked up thing about him is....THIS PUBOR KIA STAY BUNGALOW ONE OK!!! No wonder people say the rich get richer...now you also know how to get rich leow hor? BUT YOU BETTER NOT COME AND CHOOT YOUR 懒叫 PATTERN WITH LIMPEH OK LIMPEH WARN YOU FIRST!!

Wanna know why limpeh so long never blog? Cos limpeh have been busy with all these...

顺丁橡胶 - Butadiene rubber(NBR)
丁苯橡胶 - Styrene Butadiene Rubber(SBR)
丁基橡胶 - Butyl Rubber(IIR)
丁腈橡胶 - Hydrogenated Nitrile Rubber(HNBR)
三元乙丙橡胶 - ethylene propylene diene monomer(EPDM)
异戊二烯橡胶 - Isoprene Rubber(IR)
氯化丁基 - Chlorinated butyl
溴化丁基 - Brominated butyl
标胶 - Standard Rubber(SR-5L, SR-10)
烟胶 - smoked rubber (ribbed smoked sheet rubber RSS)
胶清胶 - SCRG
沪胶510 - shanghai rubber (ex. RU)
氯丁胶 - Chloroprene rubber
高苯乙烯 - High Styrene Resin (HSR)
萜稀树脂 - isoprene resin
助料 - compounding material
辅料 - supplementary material
丁二烯 - Pyprolylene
聚丙烯 - Polypropylene
聚乙烯 - Polyethelene
聚氨酯 - polyurethane
硬脂酸 - stearic acid
硫化促进剂 - accelerator M(MBT)

Dunno what the fuck are those terms? Neither do I...but I know one thing for sure...THEY ARE A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS!!!! CHOW CHEEBYE....limpeh took 4 days to find out the english terms for these fucked up chinese rubber names...

Fucking stoned now...watched 7 straight hours of soccer last night at this outdoor pub call Marquee near China Square. The seats weren't really fantastic so me back was aching thru out the night, not to mention having an aching ass. So I'm not gonna type much this time round.


I'm so fucking sick of asking people out nowadays cos you know what? I had a perfect score when I tried to ask some friends out! No, not that everyone agreed on coming but 6 out of 6 replied me the same thing when I jioed them out to watch football. "I confirmed with you again." Fucking cheebye hell...and you know what? I jioed them 3 days before but some would tell me its too early to decide. And if I jio them the day before, they would say too last minute leow, oledi got other plans. What the fuck?!?! Too early oso cannot, too late oso cannot, then how? What is too early to decide? Ai lai mai lai very easy to decide what. If you made up your mind to go then it means your saturday is already taken up and you will turn down whoever jio you out on that day, simple as that. But when you can't decide, the equation look something like this...


Can't decide = See got other better kangtao or not then decide which one to go.

or

Can't decide = On alert red. Will be activated by gf anytime to go shopping.

or

Can't decide = See sim cheng good or not kar lai gong.


So I strongly disagree with Colin's claim that I am a very important person to these friends and that they will try their very best to attend everything I organize. Very important my lumpa...when 6 out of 6 tell you "confirmed with you again", you know you have lost your mojo long long time ago....


Ok lar...I know when people grow older, they will have more commitments and things can never be the same again when we were all just 20 yrs old. I know I know...just fucking gao weh whenever I du tio people who cannot make up their mind right away and gimme reasons like its still too early to decide, when you jollywell know you definitely wont be able to make it if I ask you on a much later date.


Anyway, there wont be a next time, since I gave up on asking friends out leow.

Fuck man...having a blog is such a drag when you've got nothing to blog about. When I feel damn sian then I wont have anything to blog. Then when I try to blog something, I'd feel that I'm blogging because I'm obliged to do so. Do you know what I mean? Have you been there? Ya lar...ngeh ngeh try to squeeze something out of nothing because I have to keep the blog alive else people will forget my blog then no one will come and read then I'll start to think why am I blogging in the first place if no one is reading it. But then again, I also don't remember why I wanna blog in the first place.


But still, I rather I don't blog at all than come up with stupid video clip showing how a girl pour strawberry milkshake onto a guy and then say, "This will teach you never cheat/hit a woman again!" and then publish in her blog so as to tell people that Singaporean girls are not to be trifle with. I can't even make out what the fuck that bitch was saying! For those of you who wanna take a look at that clip, leave your email address in the comment box and I'll mail you the frigging video clip. Why mail you? Because limpeh dunno how to put flash/video here and also no where to host the fucking clip and limpeh is not so stupid to pay money and host it just for entertaining others. Anyway, its a 7.3++mb mpeg so make sure your mailbox got ample space for such a fucking lame clip.


After watching that clip, I really wonder what fucking lesson that girl want that guy to learn. Don't ever buy strawberry milkshake for your date? Don't sit there dumb dumb like a stupid fucking dork when your date stands beside you furiously? Bring an extra shirt when you suspect you are going out with bitches? Beware of the situation when you realise stupid bitch(es) is(are) standing behind you with dumb nokia phone aiming towards you? Anyway, WHAT FUCKING LESSON ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU FUCKING TWAT~!! If I happened to be that guy, I'd comb my hair and continue eating my chicken wings. Come on, what is so disgraceful about having strawberry milkshake on your head? Got watch how Stephen Chow comb his hair when he kanna whack on the head with a jug of water in 食神or not? No problem~ Just comb your hair and pretend nothing has happened~


Haiya! Girls these days......fucking bo idea one...Either they watched too many movies or they watched too many hongkee/korean/nippon drama leow. What are they trying to prove with that video? That girls nowadays are damn eh sai, and guys better not fucked around with them or prepare to drink strawberry milkshake with their head? Fucking lame lor...I agree that guys who cheated on their girlfriends should be stripped, hang onto Stamford Raffles statue and whipped many many times while asking them " WHO IS YOUR MUMMY!!!! " but doing such a thing(pouring strawberry milkshake on the head) in public is totally unnecessary. It just reflect on your bad upbringing for wasting food. That cuppa strawberry milkshake is not cheap ok! Nabei chow guniang...you dunno the kid sitting next table damn sim tia when he see her pour that cuppa strawberry milkshake on the guy's head. Its bad demostration ok!! Fucked up bitch...


So what is the moral of this entry? If you buay song that your boyfriend cheated on you, jio him come out one to one lar, 笨!! Leave the strawberry milkshake alone or give it to the small kid sitting next to you. And as for the one who came up with this stupid idea to mock the guy by displaying this clip in her blog and gloat over her work, I've only got one thing to say. YOU THINK YOU LIKE THAT VERY SARD AR? TOR SARD(sand beetles) WANT OR NOT?


If you are limpeh's gf, limpeh confirm cheat on you oso! So stupid...pour milkshake niah learn wat lesson? Use fork poke his eyeball and make him blind la 笨!! If you are not so hiong one can oso slap him till his laobu cannot recognise him...pour simi lanjiao milkshake...see already oso dulanz. Orbi you kanna cheat...if you never kanna cheat by boyfriend then is 对不起江东父老 you stupid bitch!!


Kanna bird flu maybe can still use Aspirin cure, but stupid confirm no medicine cure one. Don't die oso waste earth's oxygen. DIU!

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Operation Deja Vu

Well, since limpeh is bored again and while limpeh is still feeling fresh, limpeh will reveal to you people what Operation Deja Vu is about.


I wonder if my pal's girlfriend all thinks that I'm the best person to organise surprise party for their boyfriend. Well, of cos limpeh is the best person to do this kind of thing since limpeh is everyday eng eng bo thai chee plus I have all their numbers and they would come because they would give face to me as I have such a big fat fucked up face hehehe...


Jenny copied my number from Russ's phone while he was showering(I learnt about this only on that day itself) and asked me to help her organise a surprise party for Russ. Without any hesitation, I agreed.


Russ is one of my poly days best friend, without a doubt. We would meet, bbs, dine, joke, pee, shit and take the same bus home almost everyday. We shared gossips and tips on how to woo girls. We find every chance to joke about the people we see everywhere we go. Its been really fun going out with Russ. If I have to pick someone who is more witty/can think really fast/humorous/blardy good with words/know how to make girls happy than me, Russ is definitely the one(now everyone will know I owe Russ ALOT of money).


I managed to get Puss, Sabrina, Nan, Ivy, Andy, Lina, Jiaos and Christina to come but didn't managed to get the following...

1) Colin, cos he's in states, feasting on their 16oz. steak.

2) Nate, cos he's off to Batam for their Blue Moon Party.

3) Candice, cos she's going over to Shanghai the following day and yet to pack. I bet she's staying there till Chinese New Year cos she've got so much to pack that she couldn't spare 1-2 hours to get together.

4) Huijun, cos she's having a farewell party.


Andy and Lina were the first to arrive, followed by Puss and me. Although its supposed to be a "surprise" party, we did nothing to ensure that it would be a "surprise" to russ wahahahahaha. Ok, maybe we did try to "surprise" him but due to work commitments, plus Russ is the kind that leaves his workstation on the dot and head home straight, we just cant provide Jenny the surprise she was expecting.


The best thing was...despite it being a "surprise" party, we didn't even try to hide our shoes. Maybe thats the only "surprise" we gave him hahahaha... He was surprised to see so many pair of shoes outside and he only recognise my sandals. Maybe the term "surprise" is different when you're almost 30. No one really bother about jumping out from nowhere and shout "SURPRISE!!" when birthday boy man showed up. That'll deem you as OLD SKOOL or some might say CHILDISH. We've became demure!


No effort, no surprise. Anyway Russ is someone who doesn't show his emotion thru any expression, much like Jiaos. But I am sure he's happy to see us there, though not all showed up. And picture this, someone was writing greetings in HIS birthday card in front of HIM! Hurhur...I rest my case. Anyway, I reckoned celebrating birthday is just an excuse to get together. I was the one who requested to do away the present, since we know each other more than a decade and everyone is near 30 leow. Giving birthday present seem a little weird to me, especially when the recipient is a guy. So no birthday present for Russ~ I believe our presence is his best present already hehehe....


We talked some cock while waiting for everyone to turn up. When Jiaos and Nan came, we couldn't wait anymore and started munching away Jenny's splendid cooking(she said she merely deep fried it but deep frying oso need skills mah..). There were cheegen wings, fish fingers, fishballs, tofuball with meat fillings, otah, fried bee hoon and Jiaos favourite Kiam Hur Char Png(or simply, salted fish fried rice). Although its mostly deep fried stuffs, it is still heavenly cos we were all dying from starvation.


Looking at the amount of food and the rate we were going, as we were behaving like hungry ghost released from the depths of hell, Russ decided to order 2 more pizzas. That, was definitely a wrong move. Why? Because Colin wasn't around lar... We managed to finish 1 pizza and left the other one for the couple's breakfast, lunch and dinner for the entire weekend. One can only truly appreciate Colin's existence when facing this kinda crisis. Kidding lar...hahahaha...


Since our event photographer came late, we didn't managed to capture pictures of the food. However, we did captured moments of the birthday cake before it evanescent into you-know-where.



Nice or not? I buy one leh...mango ice cream cake from swensen~



Birthday boy man obviously. He's 29 oledi ok!!



Jenny and her hubby, the birthday boy man.



Jenny and her hubby, the birthday boy man, again.



The guys...



The girls...



Birthday boy man making a wish...



Blowing off the candle....



Dig in!!!


Ok...you guys must be wondering why I call this "Operation Deja Vu"? Because we did this exactly 10 years ago in our very first chalet! We were celebrating someone's birthday and bought an ice cream cake as well. After blowing out the candles, we realised we've got no knife to cut the cake. Since its an ice cream cake and we've only got plastic spoons, we practically "dig in" and broke a few spoon in the midst of doing so. I'm tempted to show those pictures but I guess someone would rather I don't rake up the past hehe...



Its fun to eat ice cream cake this way you know?



Never thought it would be so so hard...



Be careful not to let photographer take pictures of your cleavage!


Before I end this post, lets take a look at the "almost" full strength(puss and sabrina not included cos puss went to catch spiders with sabrina in night safari)







For those who couldn't join us, I can only say this to you....

"I saw ur blog and I nearly fell off my chair"
"I think he got tapeworm or aliens in his stomach"
lukey, Asianbookie Times Editor

I Don't Eat Alot WHAT!

My very good friend, Colin, ask me out for lunch last Tuesday. As we were on our way to our favourite kopitiam, 123 Kopitiam, he asked me how was my "Operation Deja Vu".


Colin: So how was it?

Me: It was great...except that we couldn't finish the food.

Colin: Everyone must be hoping that I was around right...

Me: You bet!!

Colin: Wah lao..why everyone think like that...I don't eat alot what...


I merely smiled(or should I say LAUGHED SO FUCKING LOUD?) at his reply. We reached our favourite 123 kopitiam soon after, settled down comfortably and ordered drinks. Colin, seeing his favourite kway chup stall closed for the day, decides to have another of his favourite food(god knows how many favourite food he have).


After awhile, auntie finally came to the eagerly awaiting Colin. When I saw both the pig's trotter and bak kut teh in auntie's aluminium tray, I couldn't figure out which was Colin's favourite food. Can you people make a guess?




Yes!!! You've guessed it!! Its frigging both!!!


Can you believe it? Of course you have to...who else can devour 2 person's makanshare but Sir Colin-Eats-Alot? Even David Blaine's Levitation is not as remarkable as how much food Sir Colin-Eats-Alot can store in his stomach. Sometimes I even suspect he is sent to me by myself in the future to eat all the food so I wouldn't be so fat. His stomach is the remarkable 八宝袋 which rumours said that its the 4th dimension inside that bag.


Seeing his bak kut teh depleting as he finishing his bowl of rice, I began to think if he's already full but he had other thoughts...





Way to go brother!! You the MAN!!! 你是最好的，你知道吗? Of course he 知道 lar...he's just too shy to admit niah...





I am happy just to see my friends enjoying their food. Really really...





But don't frigging accuse me of stealing your food!! Damn you...





Colin is a nice guy who used to be quite a blunt dude. He used to say things without considering the consequences. Ever since he started this sales job 3 years ago, he had received that gift of the gap from his manager and colleagues. He is so good with his words nowadays that I actually see myself talk when I see him talk, ten years ago. Nowadays he really know how to Kay-Siao already...








I know the bak kut teh and lor dee kar are nice...but eat slowly la...though we're in a kopitiam, but kopitiam also got kopitiam etiquette what...eat until like that...





Look at the way he savour that lor dee kar...only one word to describe it...





After just 45 mins, Sir Colin-Eats-Alot finished a bowl of bak kut teh(plus 1 more round of soup), a bowl of lor dee kar, two bowls of rice and 2 teh-o.





So now you know why I laughed so fucking loud when Colin told me "I DON'T EAT ALOT WHAT"? Even mister pussy have something to say....





Oh...wrong pussy....I meant this pussy....





Well, that about all I've gotta blog about Colin. So can anyone tell me, what is the moral of this entry?


The moral of this entry is.....WHAT THE FUCK IS OPERATION DEJA VU?!?!!?!?


I'll blog about that another day when I'm not suffering from nicotine deficiency.