Another day in IRC......

[12:54] maggie_tw> hi
[12:54] me> how are you maggie~~~
[12:54] me> r u from taiwan?
[12:54] maggie_tw> nope, from sg
[12:54] me> oh
[12:54] me> then wat does tw means?
[12:55] maggie_tw> the word is truncated, that's my surname Twang
[12:55] me> ohh
[12:55] me> tats a unique surname
[12:55] me> if last time my platoon got someone with this surname i sure very stress
[12:55] maggie_tw> why?
[12:56] me> cos i wont know if my sergeant is calling him or calling me
[12:56] maggie_tw> ur surname also Twang?
[12:57] me> no la
[12:58] maggie_tw> then why u stress?
[12:58] me> becos i always twang lor
[12:58] maggie_tw> ?
[12:58] maggie_tw> i dun understand
[12:59] me> sometimes...its not really a bad thing tat u dun understand some things...

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[14:19] lestatt> there is one ball game i play almost every day
[14:20] fatcutie> he play his own balls la
[14:20] fatcutie> wakakakakaka
[14:20] me> those arent balls
[14:20] lestatt> keke
[14:20] me> those are raisins we r toking abt
[14:20] me> RAISINS!!!!!!!!
[14:21] lestatt> simi raisins sial
[14:21] lestatt> ur one so small meh
[14:21] me> want so big for wat
[14:21] me> as long as can produce little tapoles
[14:21] me> size doesnt matter
[14:21] me> agree?
[14:21] me> those agree please raise ur hands
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[14:24] me> see
[14:24] me> they all agree
[14:24] Stephan1e> no one raised their hands wat
[14:25] me> who say no?
[14:25] me> they raised their hands so their hands no time to type
[14:25] Stephan1e> hahahaha
[14:25] lestatt> wahahhahahahahahahahahaaaaa
[14:26] lestatt> anyone
[14:26] Stephan1e> lame leh
[14:26] lestatt> u good ah
[14:26] lestatt> so darn imaginative
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[14:27] me> yes thank u
[14:27] lestatt> u champion
[14:27] me> thanks fer the praises
[14:27] lestatt> u win

Its been raining fer days man...and my hip can't stop aching. Fuck siah...is this what rheumatism is all about? But I'm only 30~ Maybe its my sleeping posture which is causing this ache fer days.

Haven't visit my friend's blog fer quite sometime and I realise quite a few changed their sites or simply, stopped blogging. I can understand why man...it gets boring after awhile and when ideas run dry. I try not to make it a habit to blog every day and thank god I'm not as addicted to blogging like tat XiaSway bitch. Oh man..she can really bitch I tell you...every fuck thing oso can. Puabye...she has turn blogging into some kinda hype. Stupid bitch...with her senseless bitch-slap rappin she gets nothing done! Ah fuck...talking about her makes me really sian....

Then come another stupid bitch who is trying to steal that bitch's viewership by posting her chio-gao-pengz pics all over the place and her fucked up directly translated chinese poems in her blog. Come on man! Whats the big fucking deal knowing someone is more popular than you? This disgusting piece of SISTER 芙蓉蛋 still think she darn chio and artistic hahahahaha...I wonder if its a spoof blog. Just read the things she type, I can guarantee your 3 years old niece can speak much better english than her. Fuck la..cannot type proper english don't type la. Fucking sia sway chinese...later all the angmor gao tot all chinese type half fucked english. But do give her credit for trying....trying to make everyone see the result of shutting themselves out from the rest of the world fer eons....Who is this bitch? I dunno...I just chance upon her blog and featured her in mine cos I want my friends to know Steven Lim is not the only dumb ass around.


Wonder if you did this "help help the tree is falling" pose during your NS days. Bet your sergeant will give you 21 days RP and 7 extras if you were to do this, unless you've declared that you belong to the 302 contingent.


Lets talk more about this topic. My mom was watching some shitty taiwanese variety show the other day. The host was an angmor, who hosted the show in chinese and my mom was really amazed with the way the angmor talk. Then she kept praising that angmor being so kiang can speak chinese. What the fuck? I told her I can speak angmor too how come she never praise me fer being so kiang as well? And she replied me with "because your school fees weren't for nothing". Right!! I told her I doubt the angmor learn how to speak chinese by eating bachang or wanton lor....he also pay school fees to acquire that language so what's so kiang about that? Guess wats the reply after I said that? "LER JIN KIANG HOR!!!! DIAM DIAM TU WA!!!! JIN KIANG LIAO LOR!!!" Ok lar...I guess I'm just being provocative, regardless to who I'm talking to but I wasn't wrong about my point. My mom is just a traditional teochew woman who's world is all about her kids. I guess what made her think that way is due to 物以稀为贵...you guys know this verse? It simply means anything that is not very common would usually draw big hoo haa!! Which further explain why sarongpartygirl created such a big hoo haa earlier on. Cos no one dare to show off their CUP "A" tits on internet and not many asian women sleep with angmors/caucasians/white guys/chow gaos who appear to have bigger 8===3 according to erm...who? Who was the one who say angmor got bigger 8===3? And even if some did try sleeping with angmor, they wouldn't dare to admit it. Maybe they don't wanna break other girl's fantasy by telling them that the angmor not neccessary have the biggest 8===3 around. But why would sarongpartygirl wanna tell people she only sleep with angmor? Cos she understand this 物以稀为贵 theory very well, and she know by being RARE would make her stand out from the rest and that people would ignore the fact that she's showing off the CUP "A" tits(although she got quite perky nips :P) and her oh-so-common-I-can-grab-one-handful-of-such-girls-shopping-in-Toa-Pa-Yoh face. What can I say? She's just one stupid bitch trying too hard to be smart. With so many stupid bitches around, really make one appreciate the female friends one have. I love you all, my dear female friends~ Although I make silly comments about some of you occasionally, I'll never call all of you dumb bitches~ Muacks~ Just continue being yourself and don't try to act smart or different ok? I love you all just the way you are~ BIG BIG LOVE TO ALL MY FRIENDS~~~

I'm looking forward to the next gathering...

23rd July, 2005

What a busy day~ Met up with Huijun(whom I havent seen fer almost 4 years!!) and Jiaos fer a drink at Northpoint. Wonder who Huijun is? Here's a picture of her...


This is Huijun laughing after jiaos show her his self taken nude pic in his phone. You guys surely know why she's laughing.


Ah nan and Ivy met up with us after catching a hindu movie, Kundis Kundis Sapala, at Yishun 10(Yishun Ten only have hindu movie in the afternoon). Russ, Jenny, Candice came later as well and the same old shit happen once again~ What shit? There were 8 of us there but Candice and Huijun only bother to talk among themselves. Brilliant isn't it? After the whole freaking 10 years, some things just don't change. To avoid such shit from happening in near future, I'll refrain from asking the two of them out at the same time and if really bo bian, have to go out with those two at the same time, I guess I'll just bring along my MP3player. Girls...they just dont fucking change regardless how many years....

Since there were too many of us waiting fer free ride, we have to split into 2 groups to accomodate our driver friends. As puss was driving Sabrina's car, which is a Nissan March(she call it 小蓝，but I call it 什么蓝), which puss claim its too powerless to carry its designated passengers, which is 5 including the driver. So I only asked jiaos along with me, thinking that puss should be counting me as 2 person cos he was saying he can only carry 2 more including me. Fucker. We left Northpoint at 5.30pm to get Sabrina at Yio Chu Kang and guess what time we reached Andy's place? Fucking 7.30pm. According to puss, its due to having me in the car and thats why we took so long to reach Andy's place. Fucker. Ok...I made that up but puss did complain about the car kept steering to the left when I'm in it. Fucker. Nevermind...its ok...I can bear with the insults...as long as I get the free ride wahahahahaha...just like some girls don't mind being octopus handed as long as they get a free ride. Moral of the story? WE ARE ALL CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS.

Andy's house was marvellous. No, I'm not trying to suck up to him so that he'll gimme 2 hamsters. Its really brilliant, the way the house was designed. Got walk-in wardrobe ok mai siao siao! The living room was ultra spacious and the tap was made of gold!! Oops..sorry...its merely stainless steel. But the best thing is, got brudder staying opposite! Wooooohooooo~ Bagus la brudder~! Next time can jio him go void deck play guitar and smoke Gudang Garam leow. Anyway Colin suggest we take group picture since most of us came and there we are~ This is more rare than that outing at Changi Village....


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Some left rather soon as they got other programs. Who can blame them~ Its Saturday and they r still paking tor~ Played abit of Bun Luck and won $13~ Ok..here are more pics fer you guys to savour abit~


Russell telling people how suave he was during NgeeAnn days~ Only Colin see him so up.



Of cos I'll stand by you my best partner in crimes~



Derrick kay siao eat his bee hoon but trying to recall who is Seraphina Wee.



The 2 faggots trying to make me a laughing stock.




This is the reward he get fer laughing at the wrong things.



See? See what I told you? He bound to regret luffing at someone he shouldn't have.


We left Andy's place pretty early....10+ niah all gone home. I went on to Selegie to play some pool and went home around 2.30am. Anyway, it was a very enjoyable day if not fer my fucking kneecap which hurts like hell due to bad weather. Ok...I'll end this blog now cos it took me 2 hours to prepare every shit thing. I need a fucking break and hey, wadaya know? Its Andy's 30th birthday wahahahahahahaha...finally someone join me leow hehe...happy birthday brudder...30 is when life begins man~

Timothy says:
wat u doing?
Lloyd 我爱你，爱着你，就象老虎爱猪皮~ says:
nothing lor
Lloyd 我爱你，爱着你，就象老虎爱猪皮~ says:
surfing
Lloyd 我爱你，爱着你，就象老虎爱猪皮~ says:
sianz
Timothy says:
porn sites?
Lloyd 我爱你，爱着你，就象老虎爱猪皮~ says:
ya
Timothy says:
good
Lloyd 我爱你，爱着你，就象老虎爱猪皮~ says:
typing slow cos one hand is wanking
Timothy says:
but ur mum at home
Lloyd 我爱你，爱着你，就象老虎爱猪皮~ says:
she think i'm scratching my balls

Lets see...What shall I blog about today? The sun is shinning brightly and the birds are singing~ Ya right! Birds are singing my ass...there aren't any birds around other than that one resting inside my shorts. IRC is boring as usual, with that buncha dumb-motherfuckers-who-are-pretending-they-didn't-fuck-anyone acting cute inside a channel that spell #Singapore30+. If all the 30s in Singapore act the way like those buncha cock sucking buttface in #Singapore30+, we are all gonna die cock standing! Ok...I ranting again...but its really fucking cheebye one lor those pua byes...but I won't spell out their dumbness here. It'll make me dumb as well if I spell it out fer all of you.

Lets see...what are the topics I can yak about these days? NO!! NO FUCKING TOPIC TO YAK ABOUT!!! Actually there are but I'm kinda reluctant to discuss it over here cos freedom of speech is dead. ITS FUCKING DEAD!!! I don't wanna get my ass sued fer knowing the truth and nothing but the truth. Not that I can't handle the truth. Its just that, I don't see the point to share the truth here with all of yer cos some just can't handle it. Someone ask me what I'ma do when I am all well again. I'm thinking of running for the Pwesident. GOOD IDEA RIGHT!!! But the question is...I wonder what does a pwesident do? Any idea anybody? Can't be just visiting some mental hospital, hawker centres and attending NDP only right? Any idea what's the pay like? Seems like quite a good kangtao. But I guess you must be older than just being old to be the pwesident. I guess I have to KIV this fer another few decades....

Lets take a look at today's news. Ok...I don't have the papers...nevermind, I can always read it at straitstimes online wat...WAH!!! MALA WU YA!!! MUST SUBSCRIBE ONE AR?? Now I know what they mean when the say "nothing is free in this world". Oh...there are some free stories to read, though. Here's one...Only NUS law school to move to Bukit Timah....Nothing much to talk about this one, cos I don't really give a fuck even if it move to Bukit NinNaMa or Bukit Limpeh-Chup-Siao-Lee-Kee-Hong-Kan.

I was doing some housekeeping and saw these pictures taken weeks before Corina's wedding. We went Chinatown to makan and then moved on to Partyworld to sing some songs but that fuck place was fully booked. Fucked up~ As the urge to sing was pretty strong, we decided to try the less-endowed cum old skool ktv pub call Spaceship. Its fucking old skool alright and the cordless mic they supply are not even fully charged! They only on the air-conditional unit the very moment we stepped into the room! Sound system is crappy and almost everything else were as crappy. The only thing that wasn't crappy were the drinks. Its cheap thats the main thing. Despite all the crap that were offered to us, we had a great time as usual. The only shitty thing was towards the end of the night, someone have to sing some songs that reminds me of Janet. Ahh...Janet~ The girl who changed my life~ Anyway here are some pics we took that night...ahh Janet...ok fuck...I better stop hallucinating about Janet...ahh...Janet......


The fucking screen is so small can! I bet you $20 thats a 14" monitor!! How to sing like that?!?! Oh...thats the screen fer you to dedicate songs...right. So high tech right! Fuck you and your high tech. If not fer that training session at NgeeAnn's Alumni KTV that Puss asked us to go, I wont have a single clue on how to operate that shit.



Corina happily singing the hottest song in town, "Mice Love Rice". She was good after all these years but the lyrics sounded a little weird, though.



I think she noticed it too wahahahahahaha.....



The Infamous Jiaos...showing us how he doped Christina into becoming his chick. Fucker him...aww....poor Christina~



Thats me when someone reminded me of Janet...How I wish my fruitpunches were alcoholic fruitpunches~ Dang...



This is jiaos once again, showing us how he became the most popular dude in Changi Village...even SHE oso bo gao yee lai...



This was taken at NUH and I kept wondering why I took this. The only explanation fer this I guess, is that ass but after taking a closer look at it, that's not a really fantastic looking ass.

I'm so bloody sian cos everyone in IRC is talking about N*F. Fuck lor...its been 3 days since and everyone is still talking about it. Everyone is making joke out of it and I'm feeling so fucking embarrassed with those people. What are you trying to prove man! Trying to prove that you are aware of current affairs? Current my ass...its been 3 days and that nitwit has dropped his suit against SPH and resigned. What else you expect? No one force you to donate money to them, no one force you to believe what they say in the first place. Lies only exist when people are dumb enough to believe one-sided story and too lazy to go verify things. So who's to blame but yourself for putting money into his pocket? Stop this fucking pointing finger shit cos when you point a finger at someone, you are pointing 3 back against yourself you buncha fucking dumbasses.

It rained and stopped fer 3 times today and its raining the 4th time now. I guess heaven is weeping because of the number of dumbfucks they created. Most of the dumbfucks are being dumped here I guess. Dumb, shallow and dense are the best words to describe them. I can't believe I've got so many dimwits around me oh god~ They only know how to angrily point finger at someone and call him a cheater, liar etc etc and take no responsibility of their own action end of the day. Make sure where your money go next time, if you wanna make a donation. Else just spend it on some fried cheegens or a bottle of Martell and hope that someday, somehow, when you get into shit, someone is stupid enough to bail you out with their money. But don't count on it. Dear Heaven, will you stop weeping fer all the dumbfucks you created so that I can go out and play? Can I? Pretty please?

Fuck!! The phone is finally working today! I am able to connect the fucking thing to my computer and download some pictures I took weeks ago. Its been so fucking long since I downloaded some shit from my phone...so here you go dude...I betcha all miss those pictures I used to edit and post hurhur...

2nd of June, 2005

Corina's wedding. The very first friend's wedding I've ever attended. Honoured or not Corina!! Heh...enjoyable night at One Fullerton. Here are some pictures I took that night...


The bride and me~ Pwetty right~ Too bad the groom is not me~ SOBZ!!!!


The 3 BOZOs. From left to right: ah nan, me and puabye jiaos. I know my shirt is a little tight.


The 4 fuckerteres. From left to right: me, ah nan, sir colin eats alot and puabye jiaos. I know my shirt is fucking tight...quit telling me that buggers!



16th June, 2005

My 2 see mei~ They just love my mom's bachang...


My this see mei can really eat I tell you...


This da see mei so so niah...but she can really drink~


25 June, 2005

Chow curly and da see mei's wedding. After numerous discussion with da see mei, the day has finally come~ Wishing them happy happy happy forever and ever~


We used to cheong MadamWong 3-4 times a week can you believe that? From left to right, Francis the pork vendor, Benjamin the illegal immigrant enforcer, me, Kenneth aka chow curly the groom(obviously) and Fion da see mei the bride(another obviously)


All of us used to cheong MadamWong 3-4 times a week can you believe that?(except Elaine hee..) I'm too lazy to name all of them so you can just remember them as the MadamWong warriors.


Me and Yvonne, my ex flame. Some say I look like Zhou Ren Fa aka Chow Yun Fat, what do you think? I think I look more like just being FAT.



Me trying to do what I used to do everyday wahahahahaha~



2nd July, 2005

A rare gathering. I wonder why we met up in the first place but anyway, its a rare gathering involving people I see so little nowadays. Its was quite song though. We went chinatown fer some chinese makans like za jiang mian(which I think its just bak chor mee in special sauce), xiao long bao(which I think its just wanton with the soup actually inside the wanton) and one "dunno what" with lotus paste inside. After that we went Cafe21 at selegie and discovered the once western food joint has become a prata shop! That place remind me of those makan stall at Jalan Kayu, man. I asked fer a latte and got myself a kopi tarek instead. So if I order a pizza, they gonna gimme murtabak instead? If I ask for soup of the day on Mondays, I'm gonna get Kambing soup. If I ask for soup of the day on Tuesday, I'm gonna get Kambing soup again. If I ask for soup of the day on Wednesdays, I'm gonna get Kambing soup again!! So on and so for...so I'm gonna get Kambing soup regardless which day I order soup of the day. Hurhur.... Move out of that place and headed out to Tanah Merah to pick up Colin's friend but ended up picking a few mosquito bites instead. Went to Changi Village fer a drink and guess who I saw there?

Someone spotted SHE behind me..but I wasn't aware~


So I turn to see if my fucker friends are kidding me..


Dude wasn't interested at all with wat SHE as usual. Puss is just being himself as usual, which is being an ass.


I try to give Puss a stern warning not to bleh at me ever again, but Colin doesn't give a shit to my stern warning.




14th July, 2005

See mei is having her customary wedding this coming December so I went out to give comments to her wedding gowns. Tried a few and not really satisfy with what they offered. I guess she'll have to go back a couple of rounds more to finally determine which gown she wants. Here's one of the night gown she tried...hurhur...the picture is doing her injustice though...she's much prettier than she appears to be.


My pwetty see mei...gonna be pweety bride soon this coming December~


Ok...thats a pretty long blog after so long. I guess I'll stop here~ Enjoy guys~

Yeah baby~ Its one of those nights when you've got no one to chat with despite the 30+ online in your MSN and hundreds in IRC. Why? I wonder. Its so boring to be talking about the same shit over and over again. Fuck. And its no better in IRC..always Durai this Durai that, NKF this NKF that. Fuck. NKF is the hottest topic now and someone told me its like that in Singapore. Cos we are so fucking small a country that when something supposedly big happened, everyone bound to talk about it fer days, weeks, even months. Fuck. Don't you think its fucked? I very much think so.

Sometimes I wonder if everyone should keep a blog. So we don't have to go round asking people what's happening in their life and such. All you need to do is read their fucking blog. Its night like this that I'll be bothered to go find out what my friends blogged. Are we having a contradiction here? Fucking no. I don't understand why must we know what our friends are doing everyday unless we are damn free ourselves. Why should I be posted with the fucking daily routine chores they did? Don't you already know? Why bother to ask right? Fuck. Some might have something different going on in their life but hey! Wadaya know? Its still the same different thing each and everyone would do once awhile and so, nothing SO special to specially go find out. Fuck. Ok I guess I'm just ranting so fuck you all.

Shut your mouth and strike the demons, the cursed you and your reasons~ I'm so freaking bored leh...can someone bring me out so that I can go repair my fucking phone so that I can get some fucking pictures up and have some fucking funny things for you guys to read about?

Lets see why I haven't been updating my blog as often as before. No happenings? Not really...alot of happenings but I just don't feel like blogging it down cos its pretty much the same as before. No pics to post? Not really...alot of shit pics to post actually...here are some recent pics taken at Kenneth farewell dinner in Marche, Suntec. Kenneth is going over to Australia to train with the kangeroos. Train with the kangeroos fer what?!?! To prepare his century fight with Mike Tyson lar~ Tiew...


I swear I saw 3 UFOs...


These buggers are blind or what?@!? UFO so big oso can't see..


What can I say? I'm just too darn funny~


See!!! They are here again!!!


What the fuck!!! They have landed on my groin!!


One crawled into my nose and the other went in You-Know-Where....

I guess I'm just too lazy to blog...either that or I've got more interesting things to do like streaming, chatting with cai and reading some bitches blog like tat sarongpartyCB's blog...