A friend mail me this with "How Touching!!" as the email subject. After reading it, limpeh think to limpehself, "Touching ki lanz...this kinda things limpeh dunno say how many times leow but never once mean it." GIRLS!!! They thought spider wrap insects stuck on their web with another layer of web is because that spider scare the insects cold. They feel so touched seeing spiders do that. HA!! What they didn't see is that, spiders suck the insect dry while the insects are sio sio inside the cocoon. That cocoon that wrapped the insects is not their comfortor, its the spider's refrigerator ok! So whats the moral of the story? The moral of the story is so obvious right!! Spiders are not herbivore lar...Anyway, lemme show you that mail my friend FW to me....so fucking stupid and lame can...


Subject: HoW t0uChinG...
Date: Thu 09/01/05 07:38 AM

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
he said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....
and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,
and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, with tears streaming down her face
the guy grabbed her arm and said....
You're not pretty...
You're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever.
I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...
I'd die...


SIAO EH!! WU KAR LAME BO!!!!


Oh ya, forgot to mention, this mail was from a 19 years old girl. Well done well done...
DUHZ.

Ever wonder how it would sound like if this were to be between ah lian and ah beng?

Hokkien version

Ah lian ask ah beng "Wa swee bo?"
Ah beng say..."Ah swee lee bart bo?"
Ah lian then asked ah beng "Ai kia steady mai?"
Ah beng say..."Steady kia buay ku."
Ah lian then asked ah beng "Na see wa kee girls home bear, lee eh lai kua wa bo?"
Ah beng replied...."Jiak ba bo sai pang ar?"
Ah lian tia gao liao.
As ah lian walked away, bark sai buay tahan liao and start to lao loh lai,
Ah beng shouted, "Oei!! Kee toh loh! Deng lai...limpeh wu mick kia ga li gong!"
Ah beng say, "Lee mm see swee lar...
Lee see kan see lang chio.
Limpeh mai kar lee kia steady.
Limpeh ai chua lee cho bor.
And na see lee kee girls home bear, limpeh buay kee kua lee lar
Limpeh jit tao kee kiu lee choot lai!!"


Don't understand? Here's the chinese version...

Chinese Version

阿莲问阿炳，“我水吗？”
阿炳答，“阿水你认识吗？”
阿莲又问阿炳，“要走 steady 吗？”
阿炳答，“steady 走不久。”
阿莲又问阿炳，“要是我被送到感化院，你会来看我吗？”
阿炳答，“吃饱没屎拉啊？”
阿莲听够了。
当她走开时，目屎不由自主的流下。
于是阿炳大声喊道，“喂！去哪里！回来，我有东西跟你说！”
阿炳说，“你不是水啦。。。
你是干死人美啦。
我不要走 steady 啦，
我要娶你做老婆啦。
如果你去感化院蹲，我不会去看你啦，
我会去劫狱，把你救出来啦！”

Ah beng can also be quite lomantic one ok!