Its another brand new week. Hopefully this week would be more exciting than the previous one. Last week was disastrous.


Anyway, Bolton beat Man City with a solitary extra time penalty. Man City defender Richard Dunne instinctively raised his hand to stop the ball when Bolton striker Pedersen tried to flick the ball over Dunne. Speed blast it home from the spot and seconds after the restart, referee blew the whistle! Yay~ With that win, I am now even steven with lukey once again. Wah lao eh...always -1 -2 then go back to 0...like that when then can be -10 and go eat Katsu Don?!?!?!?


Anyway, let us move on to La Liga now. Real Madrid continue their fucked up run ever since that marginal win over newly promoted Cadiz wahahahahaha!!! Fucked up you know!!! Real Madrid playing like a buncha headless flies...no one know what they supposed to do and where they supposed to run to. I think they really miss Figo and Zidane's creativity in midfield. Baptista is still not comfortable with the role as a left forward playing behind Ronaldo. Robinho is trying too hard to skip pass too many pairs of legs into the box. Roberto Carlos continue to forget his role is not a winger but left back. He conveniently forgets to come down and help defend after going up to "rambart" the opposition defenders. Helguera is still showing that sibei chum face. Salgado is still as clumsy. Pablo Garcia's name wasn't even mentioned by the commentator till he got substituted. Beckham is playing the role of sweeper with his fantastic right foot most of the time wahahahaha!! What a fucked up role your supposedly right attacking winger is playing...


The biggest problem with Real is that they don't have someone to dictate the play from midfield. Zizou is out for 3 weeks after his international duty, and all these defeats are happening during his absence. Now you know how important Zizou is? He is so fucking important to Real Madrid ok!! Beckham is playing so deep these days that he's no longer a threat to any defence, unless of cos, he comes up to take a free kick outside the box, but don't count on it. His freekicks are so bad these days cos he constantly forget to tie his right boot's laces. Even his corners suck big time! The only good thing about Real now is that they have acquired quite a decent centerback, Sergio Ramos. This guy is fantastic in the air and alot less clumsy than the combined Helguera, Pavon and Bravo. Those 3 can consider joining the Moscow Circus if they decide(they should actually do it) to quit professional football.


The good news fer Real Madrid is that their fiercest rival, Barcelona, suffered a defeat too. Barcelona handed over 3 points to Atletico Madrid last night at Vicente Calderon. Last year's La Liga champion were ahead after just 6 minutes with an Eto'o goal but Fernando Torres pulled one back soon after just 10 minutes. Kezman slot home the winner just 2 minutes after the restart and the score stayed that way till full time. This has to be a black black sabbath day to the two spanish giants. Ole~ La liga is such an open league and everybody is equally good...not like EPL where that motherfucking team swept up all the good players from other teams and make them sit on the bench just to demoralise them and fucked up their form before selling them away to others. Puiz!!


Ok...enough of football talks...limpeh also dunno why limpeh trying to act like a sports columnist. Maybe I'm trying to take over that ah diang...hmm...whats his name again? That one who always claypot? Something something Yeo one...hmm...nevermind. I'll go eat my wanton mee now. You want some wantons from Old Airpork Road, Sir?