Yo wassup my chinks? Lets hippy hippy hop hop~ Yeah~ Its jam for the ladies and the superstars, I could leave the whole set but never go too far! This insomnia is getting from bad to worse. Slept at 5am and woke up at 7.30am, which was just now. I guess I was woken up by my own laughters. Yeah! Fucking funny dream I had just now. I was in somekinda of subway, you know those kind that's found in Matrix? Those american style subways, not the local cock mrt's. I was with this guy, an angmo guy. From what I remember, he looks kinda like Christopher Lambert(Highlander). We were talking about something but I cant recall the content. Then came this guy who looks like K1(in case you dunno who K1 is, please refer to ah wee) and he was like saying hi to us. We said hi back and K1 asked us about something, which I cant recall as well. Then he was like saying, "Hey thanks guy, by the way my name's Gay, Gay Lim". I look at Christopher, he look back and both of us burst into laughters! (Ok I know that's kinda rude in real life but fuck, its my fucking dream so stop criticising me in your head) K1 got pissed and said, "Look you don't have to mock at us gays, we're humans afterall and gaying is perfectly fine! We choose how to live our lives and we dont need you guys to tell us how to live!" Ok, fair enough, I've got nothing against gays but what the fuck, do you have go the that extend by addressing yourself Gay? You scare people don't know you gay meh? Thats what we laughed about in the first place, not about you being and gay. I'm heterosexual doesn't mean you have to be one as well. Then he started hitting us with his umbrella and we got pissed as well. And you know what? Christopher moved away from him faster than a speeding bullet, like those set in Matrix as well! Wow..so stylo hahahahaha...and K1 got intimidated abit before he turns real pissed! He pull out his pistol and shout in a wimpy fashion. "Don't move, this is LAPD!", Christopher didn't give a damn of cos and he started saying things like "bring it on" or something. K1 fires 2 shots and Christopher dodges the shot ala Matrix manner as well. Hahaha!!!! Fucking funny can! Then police started pouring in from all over the place and we were trapped! But heck, we managed to escape somehow but I dunno how so quit asking me how. Then we saw K1 saying thanks to those police and he was again repeating that line that started the whole shit. "Hey thanks comrades, by the way my name is Gay, Gay Lim", and the police look at each other before they all burst into laughters like we do. Fucking funny can! Then me and Christopher started walking and I realise the surrounding's fucking familiar. Hey! I'm at Rochor!! That building is Sim Lim Square!!! Holy fuck....and thats the end of this ridiculous epic. Got up and fed myself some really nice instant noodles, tomyam flavour. Yeah its nice, I like salty and spicy stuffs. After that I sat down to type this entry, and I'm still typing it now. So you've just travelled with me from the past to the present, isn't that wonderful? But by the time you read this I'm already in the future hahahhaa...I'm fucking ridiculous. Maybe I'll play some GT3 later on......ciaos!

Oh fuck I'm back 5 secs after I said ciaos. I remembered I wanna show you guys some pics Juno took. Juno you're damn cute you know that? Its been quite sometime since I smile after looking at someone's sms. The way you bring out your anger is really funny hahhaha...But I guess you wont be reading this post since you're like so busy with your life now hehe....I know I should seek your consent first before using your material but I guess you wont mind this rite? The pictures wont give away your position don't worry. I downloaded the pics from your site too so don't worry about me giving your whereabouts away as well. Alright? If you feel exposed by me, just lemme know ok? I'll remove the pics as soon as you tell me...meanwhile, here are the pics, courtesy of Juno when she doesnt have the slightest idea I'm posting her material here hehehe....

Hey, look! Its Mars!!!




Look, its Mars again and you are closer to it now!!




Can't get any closer than this leow. Ya..its Mars again!!!



She showed me this series of pictures last night and this was what I commented.

When i first saw the pic i tot "wow!! mars is definitely as bright as the moon siah...so far yet can reflect till so bright. Must be as reflective as a mirror" then juno told me to look at the dot by the side of "mars" and i tot..."wow..got its own moon somemore!" Then i sense something amiss somewhere..."mars like never heard got moon one leh" i told mahself...."and i heard its a red planet...so how can red color reflect that amount of light?"...then i realise that "moon" beside "mars" is pretty red and i suddenly go "oh!!! So that little dot is mars!!! Wat the fuck...." So from today onward I learn this valuable lesson, "Never try to find Mars when you just woke up, you will end up looking stupid to pple"

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YOU THOUGHT THAT BRIGHT ROUND ROUND THING IS MARS TOO RIGHT YOU BUNCHA DIPSHITS!!!!! AND YOU THOUGHT THE LITTLE DOT BESIDE THE BRIGHT ROUND ROUND THING IN THE FIRST PICTURE IS YOUR PEESAI ON THE MONITOR RIGHT AND YOU TRIED TO CLEAN THAT DOT AWAY FROM THE BRIGHT ROUND ROUND THING RIGHT YOU BUNCHA DIMWITS!!!!! Hmm.....oh...erm.......ok, you knew which one was Mars right from the beginning. Thats.....erm...cool. Ok, I'm the only dolt around who think that bright round round shit was Mars...........but hey!!! Wait a minute!!!!! HEY I'M NOT THE ONLY DOLT AROUND!!! AH WEE ALSO THOUGHT THAT BRIGHT ROUND ROUND SHIT WAS MARS TOO!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ok, now I feel better.....I'm not lonely out there. My life revolves around her and she's always there with me, and I'll always be there for her, as long as dumbshit fuckup stupid ridiculous things dont get between us.....


P.S 'Fucking funny can' was inspired by ah wee as well. She's a Malaysian wannabe.