Know what I still hate to hear even till this date?

[14:19] fel_siCk> anyone
[14:19] anyone> ya
[14:19] fel_siCk> yr leg ok liao ma?
[14:20] anyone> fel_siCk i'm still on one crutch
[14:21] Ms_Piglet> is ur leg gonna heal?
[14:21] anyone> ya
[14:22] Ms_Piglet> it's been awhile
[14:22] anyone> oh
[14:22] anyone> oso not very long la
[14:23] anyone> around 94608000 seconds only..

I'm so fucking sick with people telling or asking me obvious things so I come up with silly things to reply them. Lemme show you some examples...

Example 1
Sometimes John see me at coffeeshop having my dinner, John will ask...
John:- "Hey! Having dinner?"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..no lah...limpeh sitting here waiting for dumbfucks to come ask me if I'm having my dinner."

Example 2
Sometimes I'll see John at HMV and John will ask me this...
John:- "Hey! Buy CD ar??"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..no lah...limpeh come here pick durian..u saw any?"

Example 3
Sometimes I get woken up at 4 in the morning by a phone call from John with something as stupid as this...
John :- "Sorry. Were you sleeping?"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..dont be silly..limpeh was getting ready to go Chinese Garden catch butterfly."

Example 4
Sometimes I happen to see John at the cinema, John will ask stupid question like...
John :- "Hey, watch movie ar?"
Then I'll answer :- "Oh..no lah..I come here to take part in Sentosa Beach Volleyball Competition."

Why people like to ask or say the obvious things man~ Of cos I know its been awhile and of cos I know you realised its been awhile, so why the fuck must you strenghten your point by saying something we both ALREADY KNEW? We both know we are not dumb so please don't treat me like a dimwit or don't make me think you are dumber than my toes. Anyways.....

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR EVERY'FUCKING'ONE!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD AND HOPE EVERYBODY GOT MANY HAPPY FUCKING RETURNS!!!!! FUCK 2004!!!!! FUCK YOU 2004 YOU ARE THE SUCKIEST YEAR IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM!!!!

Hi fuckers!!! I'm back with an ill behavior hahaha!!! I guess most of u knew what happened already. Yes, my frigging laptop went dead on 28th of Nov, just 2 days before my birthday!!! Mom accidentally spilled some water on the keyboard and the whole frigging laptop went bonkers, failed to even just boot up. But thanks to it, I finally got the desktop I've always wanted. It came free with 24 months contract with Maxonline 3000, which cost $72+ per month(I'm paying $60/mth now). The pc is pretty ok but I wouldnt count on that after 3 mths...its a freebie so anything could go wrong once the warranty(which last only 90 days) end. I'll update more again....tired like fuck..

Stop Gang Raping Mother Earth!!

[00:04] anyone> everyone is raping mother earth everyday
[00:04] anyone> no one cares about the environment anymore!!
[00:04] Quietus> why u so work up?
[00:04] anyone> u go see the pri sch kids composition regarding their ambition
[00:04] anyone> wat policeman la doctor la lawyer la teacher la...
[00:05] anyone> not one say he or she wanna be an environmentalist...
[00:05] Quietus> kekeke...
[00:05] anyone> why u luff? u know why meh?
[00:06] Quietus> dunno...why?
[00:06] anyone> becos they dunno how to spell environmentalist la...frigging kids know how to shit only..
[00:06] Quietus> .......
[00:08] Quietus> true...i oso dunno how to spell
[00:08] anyone> see see!!

Been really naughty recently..make fun of everyone almost everyday so that Santa Claus would strike me off his list of kids to get presents. Fuck Santa...I hate that fucking Colonel Sanders lookalike fat bloke. Who is Colonel Sanders you ask?

This is Colonel Sanders lar...he and his freaking cheegens....hey punk! wipe that grin off your face you smiling scumbag of the universe!


Ok, cut that crap....here's another entry of how I make fun of people...

Tis The Season To Be Jolly~

[09:16] *** Joins: winnie (Winnie@61.94.230.36)
[09:16] anyone> winnie!!!!!
[09:16] anyone> winnie i didnt expect to see u here!
[09:16] winnie> hi
[09:16] anyone> how's life winnie
[09:17] winnie> fine thanks
[09:17] winnie> u r?
[09:17] anyone> i am eeyor!!
[09:17] anyone> u know eeyor?
[09:17] winnie> errrrrr
[09:17] winnie> no
[09:17] anyone> how can u not know?
[09:17] anyone> i'm ur favourite donkey
[09:17] winnie> :P
[09:17] winnie> how are u tis morning? not working?
[09:17] anyone> oh
[09:17] anyone> i'm good
[09:18] anyone> except that i cant eeyor properly
[09:18] anyone> had too much durian last nite..voice a little coarse now..cant go to work
[09:18] winnie> eat some mangosteen ok?

Note: In case you nitwits dunno who is winnie and eeyor, its winnie the faggot pooh and eeyor the freaking dumb donkey. Continue reading please...

[09:21] anyone> lets not tok abt work ok
[09:21] anyone> work is boring stuff
[09:22] anyone> how about we tok abt where we going fer this xmas
[09:22] winnie> :)
[09:22] anyone> so where u heading to this xmas?
[09:22] winnie> no plans yet
[09:23] winnie> u ?
[09:23] anyone> i'm going to crash at a friend's place
[09:23] anyone> wanna come with me?
[09:23] anyone> its over at amk
[09:23] winnie> hmmm
[09:23] winnie> dun want
[09:23] anyone> come on...be a sport
[09:23] winnie> i am not familiar with ur friend
[09:24] anyone> u'll be when u join us
[09:24] anyone> tis a season of giving and sharing
[09:24] anyone> u need to do something to break the ice u know
[09:24] anyone> like coming to the party
[09:24] anyone> we'll have fun slaughtering the turkey
[09:24] winnie> wat? have fun slaughtering turkey?
[09:24] anyone> ya...its been months since i rear this turkey fer slaughtering this xmas
[09:25] winnie> really? u really gonna slaughter it?
[09:25] anyone> ya..dont worry abt the turkey...i'm fine slaughtering it..
[09:25] anyone> i havent develope feelings with it yet..
[09:25] winnie> .....


Poor winnie...I hope she'll have a wonderful wonderful xmas this yr~

Why You Not Watching Happy Fish?

[19:26] anyone> FlOwEr why u not watching tv?
[19:26] FlOwEr> later then watch
[19:26] anyone> i tot all girls love to watch teevee
[19:26] anyone> i had 14 gfs
[19:27] FlOwEr> wahhh...so many
[19:27] anyone> ya...
[19:27] anyone> all 13 of them cant live without tv
[19:27] anyone> i ask them if tv and me drop into the sea who they save first...
[19:27] anyone> all 13 say tv
[19:28] FlOwEr> keke..so bad..if me i sure save u first
[19:29] anyone> i'm sure u will...i'm sure u will
[19:29] FlOwEr> keke...wat abt the 14 one? why she dont like to watch tv?
[19:30] anyone> oh...that one..
[19:30] anyone> becos she's blind...
[19:30] anyone> so tv is meaningless to her..
[19:30] FlOwEr> ......

You know its time to stop betting soccer when your fishtank turns from this....





to this




P.S Dont worry Colin...its just a temporary place fer the fishies hehehe...

Where Are You Going Crabby?

[14:46] xiferx>how .. when wanna go eat crab?
[14:46] xiferx>but onli after 10th
[14:46] xiferx>coz .. budget time
[14:47] anyone>eat crab how much niah
[14:47] anyone>each person $10 enuff leow
[14:47] xiferx>.. even 10 bucks also dun ahve eat what
[14:47] anyone>u can always sell ur underwear
[14:47] xiferx>......
[14:48] xiferx>after 10th la...confirm
[14:48] anyone>after 10 the crab all crawl back to sri lanka leow
[14:48] xiferx>....


Where Are You From, Mdm?

[15:06] anyone>!locator 61.94.253.16
[15:06] evil-bot>Lookup result for 61.94.253.16 is: ID, Indonesia.
[15:07] burgerman>???
[15:07] burgerman>wats tat all abt
[15:08] anyone>tats megawati's ip address
[15:08] anyone>i'm finding out where she's from
[15:08] anyone>now we all know she's from indonesia
[15:08] burgerman>..............................
[15:08] burgerman>nonsense
[15:09] burgerman>of cuz she indonesian
[15:10] anyone>oh
[15:10] anyone>izzit?
[15:10] anyone>didnt know tat..
[15:10] anyone>all along i tot she's from the southern province of china
[15:10] burgerman>....

Was toking to my 2 si meiz about how much angbao money I'll bao fer different friends and this was how the conversation went....

How Big AngBao You Wanna Gimme??

Duh says: $80 oso enuff
aR tOOt - aR tOOt - aR tOOt says: si xiong oso wan bao 1 table..
Duh says: mai loss can liao
Lloyd is insatiable... says: $80 is sia suay
Lloyd is insatiable... says: i bao $80 for u all is ball call leng one
Lloyd is insatiable... says: $80 i bao fer cherin maybe
Duh says: keke
Lloyd is insatiable... says: for kerker maybe
Lloyd is insatiable... says: for yucks $8 oso bo
Duh says: LOL
aR tOOt - aR tOOt - aR tOOt says: hahahhahahhaha
Lloyd is insatiable... says: bao tat day's newpaper first page
Duh says: HAHHAHHAHA
Duh says: can oso
Lloyd is insatiable... says: or put 2 sets of quick pick inside
aR tOOt - aR tOOt - aR tOOt says: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Lloyd is insatiable... says: or 2 dua chai(bigsweep)
Duh says: LOL

Oh~ Its Thousand Arms Guan Yim Ma~

It was warm night and I'm having a hard time falling asleep. Could be the smelly toufu I ate just now at Shi Lin Night Market in taipei. Its my battalion's RnR and we were having a nights out at the nearby night market and I had half a dozen of smelly toufu. Magnificent smelly toufu and I cant stop eating it. By the time I put the last piece into my mouth, somehow that distinctive taste is making me feel nauseous. Now my stomach is rambling and rambling and I have to get up from the bed to go visit the toilet.

When I was having a goodtime releasing the negative energy, I heard some chanting sound just outside my door. Then, from the gap of the toilet door, I saw the room turned so bright like someone just turn on the floodlights~!!! It was really BRIGHT!!! Its like got ufo land in my room or something. I got really excited about it and quickly wipe my ass and go see wat was going on in the room. When I open the door and turn to my left...I saw the most incredible thing in my life...it was...







Thousand Arms Guan Yim Ma sitting on my bed...

I faster kneel down and pray to Thousand Arms Guan Yim Ma for 4 numbers and shortly after I got the 4 numbers, guan yim ma disappear...

.....and of cos...those 4 numbers NEVER won me anyfuckthing...

Some of you might find this offensive and vulgar but what the heck, its all fer good fun only lar...So people, please dont gimme crap like I'm so uncultivated, vulgar and uncheebalised ya?

Kublai Khan Mongolian Buffet For You, Sir?

Lloyd says: tomorrow ai kee kublai khan jiak mai?
eMiLy says: i bo lui bao ang pao liaoz lei u intro me buffet ehehehhehzhzhzz
eMiLy says: damn ex rite
Lloyd says: oh ya...u tomorrow wedding dinner
Lloyd says: 20+ to 30 like tat lor
eMiLy says: orrr ex
Lloyd says: wah lanz...ya lor sibei ex the mongolian shit
Lloyd says: i must tell them i descendant of genghis khan
Lloyd says: my name is hor lang khan
Lloyd says: then wee u go with me i say u oso descendant of genghis khan
Lloyd says: ur name is kee hong khan
Lloyd says: then juno's name is hor gao khan
flux says: LOL

can u see the crack?











can see boh can see boh!??!?

Its really amazing how things can lead to personality change. Used to be easy for me to share woes and worries with friends but I realised recently that I'm no longer like that. I like to keep most things to myself and put on a fake front of being happy. Why am I behaving this way? The only explanation I can find is that...I was able to share things with friends in the past cos those are minor discomfort and most of the time I was truly happy. So much displease about life and I realised whatever help I'm getting is pretty limited. Thats about everything others can do to my life and there are alot of things they cant and dont wanna do to help. No worries...afterall there is this saying in chinese which mean everybody should just tend to their own shit. Pretty true...we must all learn to be independant and accept the least help from others. But still, we cant cope everything all by ourselves and a little help from others will still prove to be necessary. Lets all learn how to set priorities and identify situation where having aid is totally, absolutely, affirmatively ineludible.

Another nice song I wanna recommend you guys. Courtesy of Mel...

Feathers And Down
By Cardigans

So you're tryin' to do what they did
Your friends that turned to liquid
And got lost in a sea
And now you're drowning me
With your talk of four-leaf clovers
You turn to rocks and omen
To beat the ambient harm
That is bruising your karma

Oh I wish my arms were wider
I wish that I could hide you
So you could rest and repair
Without the blanket of sorrow
The thick and the grey
Your blanket of woe
Is so heavy and stained
And it only weighs you down

So you thought that getting sober
Would mean your life was over
I don't think it's that bad
I don't think it's that sad
Just you sleep a little, baby
Leave the world alone and later
If you wake up alive
That old blanket of sorrow
Could be feathers and down
Your blanket of woe
Would leave you alone
And I could love you 'til you drown

Come to me, let's drown
Come baby, let's drown
In feathers and down

Been listening to "Linger" over and over and over again lately. Wonderful song with nice lyrics and rhythm. If I have the chance to sing on stage, this will definitely be one of the song I wanna perform. Marvellous track...

Linger
By Cranberries

If you, if you could return,
Don't let it burn, Don't let it fade.
I'm sure I'm not being rude,
But it's just your attitude.
It's tearing me apart,
It's ruining ev'rything.

I swore, I swore I would be true
And honey, so did you.
So, why were you holding her hand?
Is that the way we stand?
Were you lying all the time?
Was it just a game to you?

But I'm in~ so deep.
You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger,ah ,ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to,
Do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?

Oh, I thought the world of you.
I thought nothing could go wrong,
But I was wrong.
I was wrong.

If you, if you could get by
Trying not to lie,
Things wouldn't be so confused
And I wouldn't feel so used,
But you always really knew
I just wanna be with you.

But I'm in~ so deep.
You know I'm such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.
Do you have to let it linger?
Do you have to,
Do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?

I've got dickhead siblings they are so dickheaded that things coming out from their mouth is as good as pee can get. Simply "magnificent" people who call others brainless. *Clap clap* He so clever hor~ So clever then should know Xray films dont lie. I recover or not one xray film enough to tell it all. Whether I walk too often or go out too regularly have nothing to do with my fucking claims. The lawyer did advice me that pte eyes will be watching me to see if my injuries are genuine. Of fucking cos its genuine...I cant walk properly without that fucking stick so whether I go out or not, I HAVE YET TO FUCKING RECOVER UNDERSTAND YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. Whats there to lie about my injury? Fuck lor...nothing I can fake or lie..if its there meaning its there and you cant fake something GENUINE. When it is there then it is there what...whats wrong with this world?!?! Who the hell wanna fake something genuine? Oh fuck...this is so ridiculous...with all the dickheads around.

so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz so sianz

[17:55] bacillus> anyone here know joanne ser?
[17:55] anyone> joanne ser is diana ser's sister right!
[17:56] bacillus> yah
[17:56] bacillus> u know her?
[17:56] anyone> of cos!
[17:56] bacillus> great...
[17:56] anyone> yap!
[17:57] bacillus> how do u find her?
[17:57] anyone> no idea...
[17:57] bacillus> thought u know her?
[17:57] anyone> ya...
[17:57] anyone> i know her
[17:57] anyone> but i didnt say she know me wat..
[17:58] bacillus> I got no idea tt diana ser sister is joanne ser
[17:58] bacillus> just heard from u, bro.
[17:58] anyone> then u yah just now
[17:58] bacillus> I believe u mah...
[17:59] anyone> i fart u tarek
[17:59] bacillus> wat is tarek?
[17:59] anyone> tarek means inhale deeply and let the smell linger in you for a long time
[17:59] bacillus> i see
[17:59] anyone> its u smell not u see

Another analytical test yet again....though I seldom write in the cursive manner...


For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space. If the inputted data was correct Lloyd has left lots of white space on the all four borders of the paper. Lloyd fills up just the center area of the page. If this is true, then Lloyd has a particular shyness toward people and a fear of moving too fast in any direction. In some cultures, respecting people, rules, and adhering to protocol are ways of life. The right side of the page represents the future and the left side represents the past. Lloyd seems a bit stuck in the middle, afraid to take action. Lloyd seems to have a fear of looking bad or of crossing boundries. It will be easy to work with Lloyd on a team, because Lloyd will usually follow the rules. However, this desire to respect the boundries can often be construed as a lack of confidence and people will walk over Lloyd if he is not careful.

Lloyd exaggerates about everything that has a physical nature. Although he may not intend to deceive or mislead, he blows things way out of proportion because that is the way he views them. He will be a good story teller. This exaggeration relates to all areas of his material world. Lloyd allows many people into his life because he is accepting and trusting. He is sometimes called gullible by his friends. That only really means that he trusts too many people. Lloyd has a vivid imagination.

One way Lloyd punishes hisself is self directed sarcasm. He is a very sarcastic person. Often this sarcasm and "sharp tongued" behavior is directed at hisself.

Lloyd is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Lloyd basically feels good about hisself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach." He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average.

In reference to Lloyd's mental abilities, he has a very investigating and creating mind. He investigates projects rapidly because he is curious about many things. He gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but he soon must slow down and look at all the angles. He probably gets too many things going at once. When Lloyd slows down, then he becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, he must slow down to do it. He then decides what projects he has time to finish. Thus he finishes at a slower pace than when he started the project. He has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. His mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. He can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Lloyd can then switch into his low gear. When he is in the slower mode, he can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. He is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

Diplomacy is one of Lloyd's best attributes. He has the ability to say what others want to hear. He can have tact with others. He has the ability to state things in such a way as to not offend someone else. Lloyd can disagree without being disagreeable.

Lloyd will be candid and direct when expressing his opinion. He will tell them what he thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want his opinion, don't ask for it!

Lloyd is sensitive to criticism about his ideas and philosophies. He will sometimes worry what people will think if he tells them what he believes in. This doesn't mean he won't talk, or that he feels ashamed. It merely means he is sensitive to what others think, regarding his beliefs.

Lloyd is a very emotional person with a broad range of emotions from the highest highs to the lowest lows. He feels emotional situations very strongly. He'll flash to the very peaks of elation, sweeping everything before him. Then, for some reason unknown to hisself, he will burn out emotionally. These moods swings can be very disturbing to him. Sometimes, he feels that he can no longer produce anything. But, after given some time alone to "recharge his emotional batteries", he will spring back into action. Because Lloyd feels situations intensely, he relates easily to others' problems. If he is not careful, when he comes into contact with someone who is in a depressed frame of mind, he will also suffer the same emotions and change moods. Lloyd reacts impulsively, without much thought before hand. He may plan everything in detail before he even begins, then do it completely different when the time comes to carry it through. Lloyd has a strong need for affection. He thrives on touching and being touched. Lloyd desires being told that he is loved, every day. He enjoys being the center of attention. He loves attention, sometimes he even retells stories that got him attention earlier. Lloyd has the possibility of being a actor or natural born salesperson, simply because he relates so well to other people. He likes expressing how he feels, what he is doing, and what he plans to do. He is a people person. He will work most efficiently in a people orientated job as opposed to a job working alone on an assembly line (that would drive him insane.)

People that write very large tend to be very social and friendly. It seems Lloyd has this type of writing. This indicates a need for people and a particular natural ability to socialize and be the life of the party. Now, if Lloyd also has specific fears (like fear of criticism or fear of trust) then he will deny he is the life of the party, because fear has overcome his natural inclination to be social. People with large handwriting tend to be effective at anything that requires interaction with lots of people. he is a people person.

Lloyd has a desire for attention. People around Lloyd will notice this need. He may fulfill this need by a variety of ways depending on his own character.

Life's so monotonous. Its so monotonous when there are so many things you dont wanna be bothered with. Why bother? So that you can have things to do everyday? I'm so sick of everything. Can you handle the truth? Of cos I can...its not a matter of can or cannot but want or don't want. Don't test my limit. I'll be the one to have the last laugh. I'm talking to myself again...this is how boring life can get. Congratulation...well done...brilliant....superb....excellent....I'll get back to you soon...xie xie wo chi bao le...

testing this new shit call photo bucket...









This shit is brilliant!! And I've just realised that the pics I took with my GD88 can be uploaded into my laptop via irda hurhur...tried doing that in the past but failed so I thought this couldnt be done. Anyway this irda thing sometimes siao siao one...sometimes can sometimes cannot...so if you guys wanna see more pics from my blog, better keep your fingers crossed..

! You are most like An Emerald !Caring, giving, - and very emotional. You're the person people turn to with a problem. You worry about
everybody,and genuinely want to help - a little too much
sometimes.As an emerald, you tend to take a more backseat to
the othergems, but your inner beauty soon captivates those
who takethe time to get to know you.Congratulations ... You're the selfless gem
everybody needs as a friend.

?? Which Precious Gem Are You ??
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Is That Your Name??

[12:18] anyone> You are currently using 411 MB (41%) of your 1000 MB.
[12:18] anyone> wahahahahaha
[12:18] anyone> so shiok when u got 1 gig mail
[12:18] JaDe`GaL> anyone???
[12:18] anyone> Parkman u want?
[12:18] Parkman> 1 gig mail?
[12:18] anyone> ya
[12:18] anyone> gmail
[12:18] Parkman> i can have 20 gigs
[12:18] Parkman> :P
[12:18] anyone> free one leh~
[12:18] JaDe`GaL> hahaha
[12:19] Parkman> abuthen
[12:19] JaDe`GaL> anyone i want
[12:19] anyone> ok JaDe`GaL
[12:19] anyone> i invite u
[12:19] anyone> gimme ur email address JaDe`GaL
[12:19] JaDe`GaL> xxxxx@hotmail.com
[12:20] anyone> nams
[12:20] anyone> name
[12:20] JaDe`GaL> Pei Pei
[12:20] anyone> pei pei pei! when pple say inauspicious things i always do that..
[12:20] JaDe`GaL> wa lau
[12:20] JaDe`GaL> pei pei la
[12:21] anyone> orr
[12:21] anyone> tats ur name ar?
[12:21] JaDe`GaL> ya la
[12:21] anyone> ok invite leow
[12:21] anyone> An invitation has been emailed to your friend Pei Pei La at xxxxx@hotmail.com.
[12:24] anyone> Pei Pei La
[12:24] anyone>
[12:24] anyone> hahahahahahahhahahahhhhahahaahahah
[12:24] anyone> ahahahahahahahhahahhahaahahhaahaahahahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
[12:24] JaDe`GaL> la ur head la
[12:24] JaDe`GaL> hng
[12:24] anyone> u say one!!
[12:24] JaDe`GaL> hng
[12:25] anyone> u say thats ur name one!!!
[12:25] JaDe`GaL> hng
[12:25] anyone> so ur surname is which la? layang that la or lalian tat la? or izzit la sup tang tat la?
[12:25] JaDe`GaL> hng
[12:25] anyone> my friend's dog oso call pei pei...

Period.

[12:49] anyone> Pei Pei La has accepted your invitation to Gmail and has chosen the brand new address xxxxx@gmail.com. Pei Pei La's new address has been automatically added to your contact list so you can stay in touch with Gmail.
[12:49] anyone> ahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahhaa!!
[12:49] JaDe`GaL> hng

Share something funny with you guys...

The Bigger Fishie Fishie~
Been nuts over this game(click the title above for a feel) fer the past couple of days all thanks to Alice. I've finally destroy the fucking ecological system after 1 week of playing till big small eyes hahahaahahahahaha!!! Fuck you all fishies fishies~!!!


"I'm such a puny little fishie..."



"then I grew bigger.."



"wooohooo~ another fishie in my stomach~ chomp chomp..."



"wow!! I'm the alpha fishie now wahahhaa..."



"are you trying to gimme a kish? *CHOMP*...'



"*BURP*...you taste good pal..."



"ma!! have you seen such a big fishie before?"



"boohoo...nothing left to eat leow..."


End of entertainment for the past few days...Gina you suck!! I got more delicate fingers than you wahahahahahhaa...I'm the MAN~!!!!

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SAGITTARIUS MAN <--- That's meeeee~ (^_^)...v

A man who loves social life and curious about every new progress, new development to make sure he is in the era and always have all up date information. He likes to know what is the latest trend of fashion and make sure he is not out of style. You can easily spot him at the grand opening of new pub, new restaurant for he loves to participate in social activity.

There is a few Sagittarius who is a private person as well, but you could see that he will be ahead of his friends. He will knows what is the best seller book, what are the top 10 hot hit of the week. The hottest moviesshowing now, he must have already seen it.

He hates routine, It makes him bored. He likes to get to his goals and succeeding in doing so is his true reward. Money making is O.K. but it is not his true joy, for he can easily spent them in a short while. They say if you want the truth, go and ask Sagittarius. They are right, you can ask him and he will tell you all the truth and very straight forward. Even he may speak bluntly, his friends loves him. If you have problems, all your friends may feel sorry for you, but Sagittarius will be the one who will give you a helping hand first and even expect no return favor. That's why he is a real charmer even sometimes big mouth.

When he is mad , he can be quite fierce but quickly dissolve and easily forgotten. He is not a person who will take a revenge, so if he say he going to burn down your house, you can relax. He likes compliments and sweet words, so you can manipulate him easily. If he knows you are not sincere,you will totally become meaningless to him.

Some Sagittarius are gifted musician, or singer. He is a happy soul, has a good humor and has lots of jokes. He loves freedom, lively and very energetic. If he is working, he will take his job seriously. He likes to travel, likes to see new exciting places. Going out or traveling make him happy.

Sagittarius man is like a free bird. He lives as if everyday is Sunday. He will hardly be in a bad mood, but if he is in a bad mood, you will better leave his sight. If you want to talk to him in such mood, try to avoid issue of commenting his life. He flirts like other man, but he has a built in brake, so he will come back to you by himself. If he disappear for a few days, not to worry for he is only recharging his battery to be that same lively person again, then he will be back.

Hi...its 7:40am on a Sunday morning, what are you doing? Sleeping? Waking up to go church? Me? Woken up by a call and having a hard time falling back to sleep so log in to blog a little. Ya...a little blogging so this is the end of my blog. Sayonara.

Got More Stupid One Boh?

("v")Lizhen("v") .::.8th.March.20o4.Till.Eternity.::. ("v")Junli("v") says:
i lyk pizza hut de drumlets...

Lloyd Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them!! Peace outside!! says:
ya i like oso...so when u gonna treat me tat?

("v")Lizhen("v") .::.8th.March.20o4.Till.Eternity.::. ("v")Junli("v") says:
tink is u goin treat mi bah...

Lloyd Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them!! Peace outside!! says:
i send u songs wor

("v")Lizhen("v") .::.8th.March.20o4.Till.Eternity.::. ("v")Junli("v") says:
next time when i hab $$ lorz..

("v")Lizhen("v") .::.8th.March.20o4.Till.Eternity.::. ("v")Junli("v") says:
nw pocket hab hole..

Lloyd Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them!! Peace outside!! says:
now u no money meh?? sure or not? no money take from bf and treat me la

("v")Lizhen("v") .::.8th.March.20o4.Till.Eternity.::. ("v")Junli("v") says:
hw u noe i hab bf..?

Lloyd Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them!! Peace outside!! says:
i of cos know....becos i wat oso know

("v")Lizhen("v") .::.8th.March.20o4.Till.Eternity.::. ("v")Junli("v") says:
............

Lloyd Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them!! Peace outside!! says:
ur nick write big big even blind one oso know ur bf's name is junli

Lloyd Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them!! Peace outside!! says:
dohz...got anything else more stupid to ask?

("v")Lizhen("v") .::.8th.March.20o4.Till.Eternity.::. ("v")Junli("v") says:
................

Which Fruit Are You??

Below is a chart that tells you the kinda fruits you are according to your birthdates. Big thanks to XXXXXXX for sending this chart, you made me busy for like 20 minutes and I'm really grateful. Have fun finding out which fruit are you and the truth(maybe not all) about yourself.

Took this TEST after reading Gina's blog...is this true about me? You guys be the judge...

Your Existing Situation

Volatile and outgoing. Needs to feel that events are developing along desired lines, otherwise irritation can lead to changeability or superficial activities.

Your Stress Sources

The tenacity and strength of will necessary to contend with existing difficulties has become weakened. Feels overtaxed, worn out, and getting nowhere, but continues to stand his ground. He feels this adverse situation as an actual tangible pressure which is intolerable to him and from which he wants to escape, but he feels unable to make the necessary decision.

Your Restrained Characteristics

Remains emotionally unattached even when involved in a close relationship.
Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.
Circumstances are such that he feels forced to compromise for the time being if he is to avoid being cut off from affection or from full participation.

Your Desired Objective

Takes easily and quickly to anything which provides stimulation. Preoccupied with things of an intensely exciting nature, whether erotically stimulating or otherwise. Wants to be regarded as an exciting and interesting personality with an altogether charming and impressive influence on others. Uses tactics cleverly so as to avoid endangering his chances of success or undermined others' confidence in himself.

Your Actual Problem

The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond his capabilities, or reserves of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. He attempts to escape into a substitute world in which things are more nearly as he desires them to be.

Nice song by Jet and how I wish I can share it with u here....

Look What You've Done - Jet
 
Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to prove

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Give me back my point of view
'Cause I just can't think for you
I can hardly hear you say
What should I do, well you choose

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to do

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

Wise man said....only fools rush in......but I can't help....wacking you silly you son of a motherless goat!

Life is so fulla surprises. When you thought things can't go any worse, it turned out to be really catastrophic. Why is it so? Maybe we're being too hopeful or too optimistic, thinking things will turn out real fine. Expect the unexpected and get prepared fer unprepared. Fuck type life always have unexpected situations to deal with, I'm getting so freaking shack for having to prepare things like this to happen. Oh tian ah~ Why must I go thru such thing at this moment? I guess I'll just take it easy and let things go the way it should be.

Was toking to someone about drugs. She told me its really damn shiok and she doubt she will ever be as happy as she is in real life. Everybody know the truth about drugs, you still have to come back to reality once the effect wears off. Then you would wanna try again to get that feeling back and thats how one turn into a junkie. What is your definition of a wonderful place? A place where you're constantly happy and ecstatic? Its been real long since I've had that ecstatic feeling. Everything seems so calm and peaceful and composed around me now. How does it feels like to be ecstatic? Such a strange term to me now...I'm so so so so so so soooooo erm....relaxed? Maybe its just monotonous, no expressions of any kind or just plain ZzzZzz....

Was talking to da sao this afternoon and she told me about this kid name Zeng Da Li from some gameshow, and this reminds me about a pic Nate sent me. This pic was taken by his angmor friend who knows nothing about chinese...and what a funny pic it turn out to be....

         

None of this were made up...I believe some of you had seen this pic somewhere in my blog previously but wat the heck, its always good to have another good laugh all over again ya? hurhur....

Enjoy....hurhur...

[20:48] anyone> there is this place i always go to eat then there got one auntie fucking chio
[20:49] shimmer`> izzit..still slim slim ah
[20:49] anyone> ya
[20:49] anyone> slim slim then the skin smooth smooth
[20:49] anyone> then pretty somemore
[20:49] shimmer`> ya..sum aunties still quite chio
[20:49] anyone> then show half ball all the time
[20:49] anyone> think coming to 40 leow
[20:49] anyone> wah laoz she damn chio 
[20:49] shimmer`> wah..but ok la 40 ar buey wrinkled
[20:49] anyone> wont lose to those 20+ gals
[20:49] shimmer`> lol...
[20:50] anyone> next time i take pic leow i show u
[20:50] anyone> napshot currypok
[20:50] shimmer`> sure..she sell drinks one ah
[20:50] anyone> always go see half ball
[20:50] anyone> ya
[20:50] shimmer`> whahaha
[20:50] anyone> help pour beer one
[20:50] shimmer`> den those uncles mus b gaga over her
[20:50] anyone> that place quite packed
[20:50] shimmer`> oh pour beer mus bend abit
[20:50] anyone> ya lor!
[20:50] anyone> goodness
[20:50] anyone> nose always wanna bleed
[20:50] shimmer`> whahaha drrooling
[20:51] anyone> wanna throw bottle cap inside
[20:51] anyone> then k k say, "sorry sorry..i help u take out"
[20:51] shimmer`> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[20:51] anyone> hehhehe

I love to disturb people hahahahahaha....

The Big Mixed-Up

[16:45] anyone> bui eh bui liu liu, zay bei kee hok chiu, hok chiu bey dit ker, bui eh zoh ong dey, ong dey jiak bey lio, bui eh see kiao kiao~
 
[16:45] Bui^Soh> anyone wats dat??
 
[16:45] anyone> its a poem writting by li bai
 
[16:46] Bui^Soh> anyone sure bo? li bai got write tis poem meh??
 
[16:46] wo_wo> huh?
 
[16:46] anyone> ya
 
[16:46] anyone> li bai wrote this poem before he plunged into the sea
 
[16:46] anyone> then pple start throwing bachang in to the sea for him to eat when he is hungry
 
[16:46] Bui^Soh> tat is qu yuan la you anyhow pom one
 
[16:47] anyone> qu yuan is the one who ate the immortality pill and flew to the moon
 
[16:47] Bui^Soh> wah lao eh...tat is chang er!!
 
[16:47] anyone> no la...chang er is the one who go fishing without using bait..
 
[16:47] Bui^Soh> ...........tat is jiang tai gong...duh
 
[16:48] anyone> jiang tai gong is the one selling suckling pig at tiong bahru market....
 
[16:48] Bui^Soh> ...................stupid...

Its getting harder and harder to control the emotions I have in me. Its more eruptive than Honolulu's volcanoes and it'll just go off anytime. Could it be the boredom level I can handle is lowered? Could it be the amount of nonsense I can take from people is at its mininum? Could it be the faith I have in humanity is no longer there? Why everybody is making promises like farting and breaking it as often as blinking? So many questions left unanswered, so many answers left unquestioned. "That's life..", someone said..and if life's like that, how to know if your life is really appearing to be what it is? Do you know?

I almost forgot why I hate staying at home during weekends if not for today. Its been weeks since I spent my last saturday at home. Now everything is coming back to haunt me~ Yes!! Its that lack of space given at home during weekends that made me detest, yes DETEST! staying at home during weekends. My siblings are ALL home on a saturdat picture that. I wont expect everyone of them to go out all at the same time but ALL at home seems a little DUH! I guess I didn't try hard enough to get out of the house today, thinking that at least one or two of them wont be home till midnight. I AM SO FUCKING WRONG!! ALL OF THEM ARE AT HOME!!! I CANT WATCH THE 9 BALL WORLD POOL CHAMPIONSHIP BECAUSE EVERYONE OF THEM IS HOME!!!! AND I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO WATCH IT COS THEY ARE WATCHING SOME DUMB SHOW ON CHANNEL 55 THAT DUMBFUCK HONGKONG MOTHERFUCKING DRAMA CHANNEL!!!! I SWEAR TO MYSELF I WILL NEVER EVER TAKE SATURDAYS FER GRANTED AND STAY IN THIS PACKED CAN OF SARDINE EVER AGAIN!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!! KNN....

Please get a grip Lloyd, please get a grip. Life is wonderful with or without the things you wanted so badly. So please get a grip Lloyd, please get a grip. Thank you. Xie xie wo chi bao le.
 
New blogger input format again. Blogger seems to get better and better each day...could it be Magneto funding them? Nevertheless I'm still impressed with the improvements they made. Now lemme try this "upload image" feature and see how it work....
 
 -Period-
 
Ok, this upload image option is practically useless unless you a ftp server....fucked up leh...fuck it...time to watch 9 ball championship on teebee. Oh ya, this mark the first day of my "Quit Buying But No Quit Smoking" campaigne. Please be more supportive and offer me a few sticks next time you see me. Hoon kee's prices is fluctuating so much these days....fucked up...

carrotpie is my buddy's chick and she often refer him as my 'dear'. We were discussing about KTV and this was how the conversation went...

[21:06] anyone> fri we go daytime one
[21:06] anyone> swee
[21:06] anyone> but we go which one?
[21:06] anyone> suntec ar?
[21:07] carrotpie> can....who else going?
[21:07] anyone> dunno leh
[21:07] carrotpie> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:07] carrotpie> i thot francis going?
[21:07] anyone> who else take leave one?
[21:07] anyone> he zoon one boh
[21:07] carrotpie> francis n cloris
[21:07] anyone> must confirm
[21:08] anyone> is my dear going too?
[21:08] carrotpie> which one?
[21:08] carrotpie> male or female one?
[21:08] anyone> no such thing as male dear
[21:09] anyone> becos "doh a dear a female dear, ray a drop of golden sun.."
[21:09] anyone> so dears are all female one
[21:09] carrotpie> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Here's another post to show how I irritate people when I'm bored...

[20:39] miaka> hi anyone coffee in town?
[20:40] anyone> sure
[20:40] miaka> i now in orchard
[20:40] miaka> call me 6100xxxx
[20:40] anyone> ok
[20:41] miaka> u drive?
[20:41] anyone> ya
[20:41] miaka> wht u drive?
[20:41] anyone> my mom
[20:41] anyone> i drive her up the wall at times
[20:43] miaka> what time to meet la
[20:44] anyone> meet where?
[20:44] miaka> u drink coffee or beer
[20:44] anyone> i drink coffee
[20:45] miaka> any time
[20:45] anyone> do wat?
[20:47] miaka> call me la
[20:47] anyone> ok
[20:47] anyone> i call u
[20:47] anyone> number please
[20:47] miaka> 6100xxxx
[20:47] anyone> ok..who do i ask fer?
[20:48] miaka> miaka will do
[20:48] anyone> ok
[20:49] miaka> coffee anyone serious?
[20:49] anyone> i am serious
[20:49] anyone> ok
[20:49] anyone> coffee at where?
[20:50] miaka> arab st or bean cafe at selegie
[20:50] anyone> ok
[20:50] anyone> wat time?
[20:50] miaka> 30-45min
[20:50] anyone> but do wat?
[20:50] miaka> can?
[20:51] anyone> can
[20:51] anyone> but u have to tell me do wat first
[20:53] miaka> drink coffee at arab st or bean cafe at selegie
[20:53] anyone> ok miaka
[20:53] anyone> wat time miaka
[20:53] miaka> 2130
[20:56] anyone> so how miaka..go where?
[20:57] miaka> arab st lor
[20:57] miaka> u not serious ma
[20:58] anyone> ok we go arab street
[20:58] anyone> do wat?
[20:59] miaka> chat
[20:59] anyone> chat must go till arab street?
-period-
[21:21] miaka> anyone to chat or meet?
[21:21] anyone> hi miaka
[21:21] anyone> i can meet
[21:21] miaka> u not serious la
[21:21] anyone> where u wanna meet
[21:21] anyone> i am dead serious
[21:21] miaka> u always tease pple
[21:22] anyone> hey i never seen u around before
[21:22] anyone> is this ur first time here miaka?
[21:22] miaka> yes
[21:22] miaka> y?
[21:22] miaka> no second
[21:22] anyone> then how the fug u know i ALWAYS tease pple
[21:22] anyone> u only here twice
[21:25] anyone> please tell me meet where miaka
[21:25] miaka> call me
[21:25] anyone> ok miaka
[21:25] miaka> then we fix it
[21:25] anyone> wat number?
[21:25] anyone> sure miaka
[21:25] anyone> number please
[21:26] miaka> 6100xxxx
[21:26] miaka> i aready left twice my no.
[21:26] anyone> did u?
[21:26] anyone> ok miaka
[21:26] miaka> yes pal
[21:26] anyone> who do i ask fer?
[21:27] miaka> miaka la
[21:30] anyone> ok
[21:30] anyone> gimme ur numbers then miaka
[21:31] miaka> 6100xxxx
[21:31] miaka> u waste time la
[21:32] anyone> no i am not miaka
[21:32] anyone> i am serious
[21:33] anyone> so can u please tell me your name miaka?
[21:33] anyone> so i know i wont call the wrong person?
[21:34] miaka> ben
[21:34] anyone> ok ben
[21:34] anyone> call u for wat?
[21:35] miaka> if u want just call.... bye
[21:35] ^MaLO^> miaka angry?
[21:35] miaka> yes super!!!!!
[21:35] anyone> ok miaka
[21:35] ^MaLO^> why so?
[21:36] miaka> i got to go by 10pm
[21:36] ^MaLO^> so you meeting anyone?
[21:36] miaka> want to join
[21:37] anyone> ya
[21:37] anyone> i am meeting him
[21:37] anyone> but he has to tell me where
[21:37] ^MaLO^> yalor...tell lah
[21:37] miaka> bean cafe
[21:41] anyone> where is bean cafe?
[21:41] miaka> selegie
[21:41] anyone> go there do wat?
[21:41] miaka> fuck you anyone u r wasting my time
[21:41] anyone> ok where u want?
[21:42] *** Quits: miaka (Quit (waste my fucking time))

Hope you think its funny becos I wanna stop writing about depressing/angry/nostalgic/annoying stuffs hurhur...

Something funny if you know how rice dumpling came about....

[20:50] anyone> qu yuan ate the ba zhang and jump into the river
[20:51] anyone> becos the ba zhang damn pai jiak
[20:51] fatbug> he didnt eat the ba zhang
[20:51] RomZ> Hey buggy :P
[20:51] anyone> yes he did
[20:51] fatbug> he jump then ppl throw bah zhang into the river so he wont be hungry
[20:51] anyone> hahahahaahahahaha
[20:51] fatbug> something like tt
[20:51] anyone> ahahahhaahhahhahaha
[20:51] fatbug> so he wont be a hungry ghost
[20:51] RomZ> Yeah the bah chang keeps him aloat
[20:51] UniFieD> ah bug~
[20:51] anyone> haahahahahahhaahaa
[20:51] anyone> UniFieD
[20:51] anyone> u saw that
[20:51] UniFieD> ya~
[20:52] UniFieD> I HEARD ABT this story b4~
[20:52] RomZ> But what is he going to drink?
[20:52] anyone> he drink sake i think
[20:52] fatbug> really !!!
[20:52] RomZ> HAHAHAH
[20:52] UniFieD> another version is that they dun wan the fish to eat his body~
[20:53] UniFieD> but fish no hands~ how to open the ba zhang leaf?~
[20:53] RomZ> har?
[20:53] fatbug> ok u got a point there
[20:53] anyone> fatbug u serious boh got a point??!?!?! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa!!!

A Man's Agony

In the midst of preparing for my impending marriage with all the trappings of the customary wedding dinner and such (ROM done in 2000, coz she think it's a good start to the new century) , I cannot help but to feel that women are pretty much useless except for giving birth to babies and sex;
Housework and cooking were what they USED to be good for but the "modern" women can't cook and clean, and these 2 skills are all picked up by us guys who went through NS (the ones who stay-in, not the clerks) through area cleaning, washing of uniform when cannot book out and cooking what we can when out-field.

Yes, I agree that nowadays men seems to be more hardworking in terms of cleanliness, they are more willing to clean up the house, do the mopping, washing of dishes…etc. this is not an understatement, although I do not except three dish and a soup after her work but I wish she can just be that little more diligent in keeping the house cleaner. Talking about that, her hair dropping is another never-ending issue. A black strand is always an eye sore on the white ceramic tile. Complain to her, all you get is "Ok lor, tomorrow I go cut short lor…"

My family and I have gone through all the trouble to find the place, book the date, arrange for the gifts, arrange for this and that and what does my wife-to-be do? Quit her job and just rest for the "big day". It doesn't help that she is about 1.5 months pregant and is uncertain about whether she wants the baby or not.

Surprisingly, though she has the say in lots of things, she just seems cant make up the mind. Simple logic: Does not want to shoulder the blame. Well, it just happens. We pick the choice, turns out well, she will still have something to complain, if we screwed up; "See, I told you…….."

She would tell me she want the baby and then next hour, say dun want want to abort. She also says that i dun pamper her enough, i not understanding enough of what she going through. KNNBCCB! I gave up my PC games, my sunday "sports" day, wake up in the middle of the night to satisfy her food and drink cravings....and NExt day, still go back to work and feel like a f**king zombie but Bo Pian, coz if i dun want who gonna feed her and the baby?! and then she say, i spend too much time at work!

"Dear, Lisa's BF proposed with a solitaire……"
"I want to go holiday at least twice a year, don't want to wait till I old cannot walk or have baby then no time to go…."
"Can we get the steamer instead of the iron, like that easier to iron………"
So what's in common for the above??? Well, all needs money. It seems to them that we draw a fat paycheck with a never-ending income. So high salary comes wit hard work, long hours, irregular time, does any women ever learn to appreciate this fact??? We toil at work to provide for the family and it is such a blessing that if our income is enough and they can stay at home, or even they get to keep their own pay. Well, anyone appreciates that??? Come on, we ain't no saints, we drag ourselves to work for the miserable pay and by the time we are home, we have to do our part in the household chores. What else more do you want??? I don't spent enough time with you, I neglect you. Please be more understanding, there are only 24 hours a day, no more no less and they wont stop for you. By the time, all these are done; we're deadbeats like you. Talk about why no sex for three weeks, no time to communicate, why so cold to each other…….Sorry, if there is a choice, we wouldn't want it too. Again, we're humans afterall…….

Women claim that we as Man dun understand Women but do the Women understand us? Our needs, wants and desires? I often woner why we are the one who Must always understand women. Why can't THEY make the effort to understand us. After being married (ROM) for nearly 4 years, I feel that women are selfish, self centered and not very responisble and very immatured. They want it all. But are unwilling to sacrifice for it. They want equal rights, equal pay and benefits but ask them to do some stuff, they say "It's a Man's Job" WTF!

Women = Creatures who demand the equal rights and the benefits of the weaker sex

Men can give all they have to a woman - Time, Money, GIfts, "Love", Understanding and even, Great Sex but in the end of the day, they would always feel that it isn't enough. I'm really getting very tired of it all. I doubt very much that I love my wife as much as when i married her but like what some of the brothers said, Marriage is more about Responsibility, Tolerance and Understanding more than anything else. Which MEN and not Women seem to have more of.

*sigh* In the end, i guess that being the more responsible and especially, Practical and SENSIBLE sex, us guys would just have to tolerate. as women just cannot seem to totally understand us and even more unfortuately, THEY DON'T WANT TO........ (knnb)


Taken from Sammyboy Forums

Look what have you done~ You are such a P.I.T.A(Pain In The Ass)~ And this article prove my point once again....most of the time there are no such things as can or cannot, its merely want or don't want. You don't want thats why you think you cannot you fugging morons!

Husband-Mart

A store called Husband-Mart, which sells husbands, had just opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men.

Comprising 6 floors, the men were placed such that they increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends each floor. There was, however, a catch.


As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.

So this woman goes to Husband-Mart to look for a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are Visitor No. 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day.

-Courtesy of Lawrence

I think I'll stop when I reached the 3rd floor if there's a Wife-Mart. Life is not and never will be perfect so learn how to appreciate imperfection.

Testing testing...dumb blogger gave me this shit when I try to log into my account

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The requested URL was not found on this server. Please visit the Blogger homepage or the Blogger Knowledge Base for further assistance.

so this is just a test...take it easy man~

Just For Laughs~

Durians VS Hums?

Went over to Seletar Reservoir(so call Yishun Dam) with a few friends for durian awhile ago. On our way there, Linus aka crass` aka fantasmo aka my fucking good friend and I were having this conversation...


Linus: Hey...where the fuck are we going to eat these durians, man...

Me: Seletar reservoir lor...that yishun dam there...

Linus: Ooooh...there nor...I tot where...Hey!! there alot of hums one right??

Me: Hums? got meh? how come I go so many time never see people go catch?

Linus: Humps la fuck...not those kinda hums you find in laksa you cheebye...its those road humps la..

Me: Oh...fuck..I tot wat hums hahaha...you fucking piece of shit...say properly la! hum hum hum ur kotek...


That fucker can be such a moron sometimes hurhur....

Notice my new picture above the chatterbox? Courtesy of Mel...nice?

It's a leech, It's definitely a leech.
Always out of reach, simply nothing to give.
Perfect with glitch, enclosed in its niche.
Why the switch, to being a leech?
Its worse than shit, stinking shit.
I am the leech.

Can anybody feel the helplessness?

Something I wrote on a boring Sunday afternoon after 4 boring days at home...

Mindless

I'm depressed, sleeping with mind unrest
I'm in a mess, dignified with various test
What's left of me? Is there a me?
What's left of me? Morbid mystery.

Tossing and turning, its really toiling.
Tempting and taunting, the way of living.
What's left of you? Can I see you?
What's left of you? Mindless standstill.

All the while I've been searching and seeking
But I cant seem to stop sinking
All I ever ask for is some silent solace
Is it too hard to achieve or is it too hard to believe?
Is it too hard to reach or its just an impossibility?

The great expectations, accompanied with great confrontations
He wants corrections, they present him with executions.
What's left of them? You give a damn?
What's left of them? They are condemned.

I can feel my pulse getting weaker and my sight growing dimmer
But my mind cant stop going faster
I am spinning into a helter-skelter
I want to slow down, I want to be run down
I want to let everyone down, down to 6 feet underground.

Misfortune untold, conspiracies unfold
I'm ready to go, but where can I go?
What's left for us? Can you feel us?
What's left for us? Ashes and dust.
What's left of us?

My japanese name is 秋本 Akimoto (autumn book) 明 Akira (bright).
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What Kinda Person Are You?


The SHOW-OFF

The Show-off believes whhat he does or possesses will make up for what he fails to be himself. He seeks to compensate for his own lack of self-esteem by owning big things. hoping this will attract the attention and recognition he desperately needs. To the Show-off. money is the symbol of love, and wothout it, he fears he will lose love. He cannot ask for love, but tries to buy it. He is unable to share his feelings directly. Unfortunately. the Show-off never feels worthy of the love he does recieve, ecause he knows he is being loved for his achievements and possessions and not for being himself. He often feels used and unappreciated, which he never admits to it. The Show-off needs to practice sharing his feelings and allowing others to see who he is inside. He needs to work on his inner self image and relax his outer image. Then he will learn that he can be loved for who he is and not for what he has or what he does.


The LONER

This person is always proving that he doesnt need others. At some point while growing up, he didnt get the love abd recognition he wated, so he decided he didnt need it. The Loner has learned to be self-sufficient. Inside, he is an incredibly sensitive and caring spirits who has been hurt too many times. He has learned to "care less", to be detached from his feelings. for to feel the would be too painful.
The Loner feels guilty for needing so much love and thus he denies his needs. " I can do it alone" he proudly proclaims. " I dont need you" Because he doesnt express his needs clearly, he is continually dissappointed and hurt in relationships. He will also resent feeling obligated to satisfy his parnter's or friend's needs, just as he resents having his own needs. To the Loner, needs are a sign of weakness. The easiest choice for a Loner is to just avoid relationships and friends and live alone. The more he feels his needs, the more he will separate and retreat, thus pushing out the very love he needs so desparately.


The ANGRY PERSON

This person walks around with a chip on his shoulder. for him, anger is protection; it is a roar to scare away adversity. The Angry person feels an iinner inadequacy and is always trying to protect himself. To compensate for that feeling of inadequacy, he refuses to be adequately satisfied by the outer world.Nothing can please him. He projects his own onadequacy everywhere, hence feeling frustrated and bitter towards the world.
The Angry person feels ripped off by life and is constantly trying to get even. He gets angry at the drop of a hat and remember every injustuce he has ever experienced. He delights in the shortcomings and failings of others and thus becomes overly competitive.
The Angry person is stucked in feelings of anger and blame as a cover-up for his own feelings of inadequacy and hurt He must learn that he still deserves love even if he is inadequate in certain areas. Through loving and forgiving others, he will learn to truly love and forgive himself.


The SELF-RIGHTEOUS PERSON

This person has learned that if he is wrong, people will not love him and will consider him bad. In order to get love, he attempts to be right at all cost. He can never admit that he is wrong, for to cinfess his faults and failures would mean the loss of love and would be very painful to him. The SELF-RIGHTEOUS person tries to make others wrong in order to be right himself. He has a rational excuse for everything he does. He could even become a great teacher. But dont try to have an argument with the self righteous person because it will sound more like he is lecturing you on why you are wrong and he is right. The Self -Righteous person needs to start practice saying: " I am sorry, " whenever he makes a mistake, even when he has a great excuse. Rationalization and justification are favourite ways of advoiding feelings, esp the feeling of guilt. This person needs to learn that others will love him, even if he is wrong or makes a mistake.


So which one are you? I'm abit of the LONER, ANGRY PERSON and alot of the SELF-RIGHTEOUS PERSON I guess....

Heres the fixture for the upcoming Euro 2004. Those in bold are the matches to look out for in my humble opinion~

EUROPEAN CUP 2004


A June 12 17:00 Portugal vs. Greece

A June 12 19:45 Spain vs. Russia

B June 13 17:00 Switzerland vs. Croatia

B June 13 19:45 France vs. England

C June 14 17:00 Denmark vs. Italy

C June 14 19:45 Sweden vs. Bulgaria

D June 15 17:00 Czech Republic vs. Latvia

D June 15 19:45 Germany vs. Holland

A June 16 17:00 Greece vs. Spain

A June 16 19:45 Russia vs. Portugal

B June 17 17:00 England vs. Switzerland

B June 17 19:45 Croatia vs. France

C June 18 17:00 Bulgaria vs. Denmark

C June 18 19:45 Italy vs. Sweden

D June 19 17:00 Latvia vs. Germany

D June 19 19:45 Holland vs. Czech Republic

A June 20 19:45 Russia vs. Greece

A June 20 19:45 Spain vs. Portugal

B June 21 19:45 Croatia vs. England

B June 21 19:45 Switzerland vs. France

C June 22 19:45 Denmark vs. Sweden

C June 22 19:45 Italy vs. Bulgaria

D June 23 19:45 Germany vs. Czech Republic

D June 23 19:45 Holland vs. Latvia

Q1 June 24 19:45 1A vs. 2B

Q2 June 25 19:45 1B vs. 2A

Q3 June 26 19:45 1C vs. 2D

Q4 June 27 19:45 1D vs. 2C

S1 June 30 19:45 Winner QF 1 vs. Winner QF 3

S2 July 01 19:45 Winner QF 2 vs. Winner QF 4

Fn July 04 19:45 Winner SF 1 vs. Winner SF 2




Q Quarter-final
S Semi-final
Fn Final


I'll try to guess who will be playing who in the later stage of the game when I have the time...meanwhile this is all I can do...

Didnt really have much happenings to blog about these days. Except fer things I cant share openly with you guys. I've got lotsa things inside me but I cant pour it out like this. Involves quite a few people and I dunno why life get more and more messy as you grow up. Arent things supposed to be clearer and straight forward? Why is it getting more and more confusing? We're speaking the same language yet we cant seems to understand the things we're trying to say. Weird...I wonder if sonar waves can get messages across easier. We should envy the animals.

Somethings for you people to ponder abit. Abstract from the flyingdance online story I've been reading and reading and reading. The dialogues are so fucking brilliant...

This Hello thing from picassa or watsoever is so dumb. Can only post one pic per blog and so if I wanna post 1000 pics I must fugging post 1000 times!! How fugging stupid can some developer get...anyway here's some brilliant shit our Zingaporean student wrote in their exams. Look at it on the brighter side...at least this bugger is fugging humorous, trying to humour his/her teacher while marking the damn boring paper.

Have you ever written something this brilliant during your exams?

I just wanna remember the funny things I said to my friends. I just like the things I said at times...it really make me laugh when I look back at it hehehe...

Lloyd| says:
hi
Lloyd| says:
why u wanna lemme be eaten by a shark?
di says:
just thought of what can eat u in the sea
Lloyd| says:
oh
Lloyd| says:
ya
Lloyd| says:
sharks can
di says:
tot of the legendary octopus but cannot remeber the name
di says:
tot of the man eating fish but cant spell
di says:
simple let u hv the shark
Lloyd| says:
octopus is call BA ZHUA YU
Lloyd| says:
man eating fish is call CHI REN YU
di says:
...........
Lloyd| says:
......... is call MEI YOU HUA YU
di says:
ba zua yu is octopus, seriosuly wat the name of the legendary octopius
Lloyd| says:
legendary octopus is call CHUAN SUO ZHONG DE BA ZHUA YU
di says:
yes smartie
di says:
thank u

Hehehe....

Porto beat Monaco convincingly during last night's Champions League final. 3-0 was the scoreline and Monaco didnt even look like putting up a fight. It look more like they are playing away at Portugal and hoping to get a draw then bring the game back to France. Fucking dumb french didnt know that the final wasn't a two legged event. So they've paid the price fer being so ignorant. Below is a dialogue between and my friend and if you did catch that match most probably you will know what am I talking about, else you won't know a shit....fuck Giuly and Morientes as well as Prso and the entire Monaco team for putting Real Madrid out of the cup final and present to us a dull + boring + one sided + cursing and swearing cup final. May the french league be cursed fer at least 5 centuries.

[16:06] anyone> owe u 3 prata
[16:06] wu-gui> issit?
[16:06] wu-gui> porto won ar?
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] anyone> 3-0
[16:06] wu-gui> 3 - nil??
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] wu-gui> how come monaco so cai one
[16:06] anyone> ya
[16:06] anyone> no defence one
[16:07] wu-gui> they pia issit?
[16:08] anyone> pia ki lanz...they pia to end the game and head to the shower room for an early shower
[16:08] anyone> their defence fuck type
[16:11] anyone> the goalkeeper was wearing king's safety boots
[16:12] anyone> too heavy to dive to save the shots
[16:12] anyone> then the players wearing cheongsum to play cos they just knock off from dimsum restaurant
[16:12] anyone> dont even have time to change to their jersey so they just play with their cheongsum
[16:15] wu-gui> lolz
[16:15] wu-gui> you not very happy they lost issit?
[16:15] anyone> becos they fuck type
[16:16] anyone> dunno why they knock real madrid out then play like fuck in the final
[16:16] anyone> the defence sleeping u know?
[16:16] anyone> cb them
[16:16] anyone> cos its very tiring working in that dimsum restaurant
[16:17] anyone> push the fucking cart around and shout "har gao, siew mai, char siew bao~" so they fucked up the game
[16:20] wu-gui> lolz
[16:20] wu-gui> k k

Simply fuck type team...enough said.

Hi, I am Victor the victorious chinchilla~ yay~

Blank...so blank...so damn blank...my mind is so damn blank...my mind is so damn blank now...my mind is so damn blank now and since last night. I don't know what am I thinking, everything seems so unreal and everything seems to come to standstill yet everything seems to move so fast before me. What a weird feeling. When is this shit gonna last? I don't know. What do I know? I only know my mind is so blank now..but it also feels like I'm having lotsa things going on inside. Its very disturbing. I'll just let it be I guess, since I can't do much about it. What's next?